Star Wars

Lists, humor and commentary based on Star Wars movies, toys, television, comics and more

Add It to the List: Bill Hader’s ‘Dying Tauntaun’ is a Top Shelf Impression

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Bill Hader’s Jabba the Hutt and ‘dying tauntaun’ impressions are magical.

10 Things Star Wars Fans Want to See in Episode VII

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

For all of the griping over casting and plot rumors, it has become clear what most Star Wars fans don’t want to see in the sequel trilogy. So what DO we want to see?

Star Wars vs. Marvel is the Frontrunner for Twitter Conversation of the Year

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

The @starwars and @Marvel Twitter accounts engaged in an exchange yesterday that would redeem the social media platform for even the most jaded users.

Lunchtime Viewing: The Greatest American Hero Auditioning for the Role of Luke Skywalker

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

He really had the look, and it just goes to show how close some performers come to nailing a role that would have changed everything for them.

Could this Insane Plot Twist for the Boba Fett Spinoff Star Wars Movie Be True?

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

It’s not quite as bad as the notion of a Force-sensitive, lightsaber wielding retconned Boba Fett, but this still seems a little too convoluted and forced.

‘Star Wars’ Mad Libs – ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Edition

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

“C-3PO is always ready to offer half-assed foreplay, and you can always find R2 on top of Luke’s spaceship even during the most racist adventures.”

‘Star Wars’ and 10 Other Classic Movies in Persian Miniature Style

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Artist Murat Palta has taken a handful of classic movies and converted them into Persian miniatures, and they are gorgeous.

We’re Totally Getting a Star Wars Episode VII Trailer Next Week

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck


Because You Wanted Zombie Ewoks: NYCC Exclusive ‘The Ewoking Dead’ Figure

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Check out this New York Comic Con Exclusive!

5 Things You Never Say to a Star Wars Fan

by Jay Malone

Certain things invoke nerd rage, which, while entertaining to witness, is best avoided when possible. Here are 5 things you never say to a Star Wars fan.

LEGO Offers Irrefutable Proof that Ewoks Eat Carrots

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Weighing in at an impressive 1990 pieces and 16 minifigures, this beast will set you back $250. One thing I noticed (actually, I owe it to my 4 year old for noticing) was the curious nature of one of the small accessory pieces that comes with the set.

Just Exactly How “Badass” is Boba Fett? A Blogger’s Debate

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Let us be the first to say it – May the 4th be with you!   OK, technically Star Wars Day isn’t until tomorrow, but nobody visits our site on the weekends so we had to post this a day early, and frankly, this is a topic that we should have tackled long ago (in […]

The 10 Sexiest Characters in the Star Wars Universe

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

As Disney commences with re-defining the Star Wars brand, or “brand-scrubbing” as this EW column puts it, it seems Lucasfilm is trying to wipe Anakin Skywalker and the Clonetroopers from our consciousness (have at it). The new Lucasfilm seems hell-bent on semi-reinventing the brand, and relying heavily on Original Trilogy-based content to do so. For […]

The 5 Worst Star Wars Knockoff Movies

by Danijel Štriga

One of the great things about Star Wars is the way it took corny clichés from the golden era of science fiction pulps – stuff like Flash Gordon or The Lensman series – and gave them new life in a film that looks amazing and feels epic. But there’s a thin line between awesome and awful […]

This Tauntaun wants you inside of him

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

…or her, I guess. I’ve never sexed a tauntaun before. In fact, give me sec- let me see if my Vintage Collection tauntaun was sculpted with gender specificity in mind… Nope. The top image is an excerpt from the ongoing Star Wars webcomic at Blue Milk Special. Big thanks to Full of Sith for posting […]