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12 Dads Who Probably Don’t Deserve a Father’s Day Card

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

WE GET A DAY! Here are a few dads who get to celebrate Father’s Day, but they probably don’t deserve a card.

Cobra Commander’s Letter of Resignation

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

After years of leading the most ruthless of terrorist organizations, Cobra Commander has finally given his two weeks notice.

5 Words We Apparently Stopped Using

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Sooo, we’re just not using the word ‘gravy’ anymore?

The 11 Weirdest Things My Kids Asked for This Christmas

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Man, we’ve raised some odd children.

Watch the Real Kenny Powers Try to Launch a Lincoln Continental over a Mile-Wide River

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Remember when you were a kid and the only obstacle between your appallingly bad ideas and bringing them to life was your lack of funds, rockets, or ambition? Daredevil Kenny Powers has no such obstacles.

5 Cliches That Become Hilarious When You Take Them Literally

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

“I’m totally gonna clean this up.”

The 10 Dumbest Things We Used to Write in Each Others’ Yearbooks

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

It’s that time of year again. Takes me back to 1994…

10 Inexplicably Odd Flags From Around the World

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

If this flag’s primary job function is to generate sea sickness in its viewers, it deserves a raise.

Steve Carell Re-imagined as Serial Killer in “The 40 Year-Old Psychopath”

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

“I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

Tracy Morgan Wants to Play The Incredible Hulk, and Did WHAT Around Kate Upton?

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Tracy Morgan is currently doing a Reddit AMA, and only 12 minutes in, it’s off to a hot start.