12 Dads Who Probably Don’t Deserve a Father’s Day Card

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Being a dad means giving up most of your free time, allocating less of your budget to the things you want, and dedicating the bulk of your adult life to serving your children. BUT WE GET A DAY!

Here are a few dads who get to celebrate Father’s Day, but they probably don’t deserve a card.


I don’t have to be faster than the bear, just faster than my son.


Um, she said she wanted to be “the Little Mermaid”.


Part of me thinks this guy is 100% brilliant. Probably too much of me.




“Well get outta my toilet, then!”


Next year he can be the 100s


Quick! Cover the side of her head that’s away from the flying piece of lumber! Oh, nevermind that other man’s face stopped it. Phew.

baseball game dad fail


Crushin’ it.


Most great decisions start with an infant and a predatory carnivore.


Mein First Nazi T-Shirt


Not sure if this is Hordak’s real son, but he does have the ears.


Sorry, Hulkster.


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