Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

What if the Pina Colada Song had a Post Credits Scene?

Come with me on this stroll down nonsense lane and pretend it’s 2014 again, when life was easy and this site was overwrought with stupid nonsense.

Ten 80s Cartoon Characters Who Are Impossible to Christmas Shop For

Some 80s cartoon characters are easy to shop for at Christmas time. Skeletor? A reservation for one at Castle Grayskull’s throne room. Others, not so much.

Christmas Songs Over-Analyzed: “The Twelve Days of Christmas”

There are very few things I do well in this world. Over-Analyzing the lyrics of classic Christmas songs is not one of them, but I try.

5 Things You Should Never Say to an Adult Toy Collector

Seriously, don’t even start.

Christmas Songs Over-Analyzed: Santa Baby

It’s been too long.

Power-Ranking the Characters of Bob Rivers’ “The Twelve Pains of Christmas”

On the eve of their 30th anniversary, a definitive power ranking of the characters in The Twelve Pains of Christmas.

Christmas Songs Over-Analyzed: Wham! “Last Christmas”

It’s that time again. The holiday season is upon us, and it’s time for me to over-analyze another song. So it’s two times then. Holiday and song time. Nevermind.

Instant Classics: The 10 Best Christmas Songs of Our Generation

There are few “modern marvels” when it comes to Christmas songs, but our generation can lay claim to SOME original classics.

Download and Print Your ‘Jelly of the Month Club’ Certificate Here

Download and print the Jelly of the Month Club certificate here, and you can be everyone’s Frank Shirley this year!

10 Things to Think About the Next Time You Watch National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

Thanksgiving has come and gone (at last) and we are now free to shamelessly celebrate the greatest time of year once again.

20 Things You Forgot You Had as a Kid

How many of these things did you (or someone you know) have?

14 Garbage Pail Kids We Totally Didn’t Understand as Kids

While the art and theme of Garbage Pail Kids were clearly geared toward children, the specific message of some GPKs was simply over our heads.

What the Number of Action Figures You Own Says About You

Everyone has a number, whether it’s zero or hundreds. Now let’s look at what your number says about you.

This Sci-Fi Time Travel Movie Predicted the Selfie Stick Back in 1969

Turns out the Czechs gave us the selfie stick in 1969.

First-rate Organizations Where You Can Apply After Passing CompTIA Certification SY0-501 Practice Test

Passing SY0-501 exam makes you a CompTIA Security+ certified IT professional.

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