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Nick Fury recruits agents of S.C.H.O.O.L. for high school-based super team

From 2008 – 2011, moviegoers didn’t dare leave a Marvel superhero film before the credits finished. Everyone stayed put to see if Nick Fury would show up and give his customary ten-second pitch to the titular hero, foreshadowing the assembly of The Avengers. Fury successfully gathered his superteam, and of course, there came a day, […]

20 People Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” is Definitely Not About

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Taylor Swift picked up where Alanis Morrisette and Carly Simon left off, artfully crafting the new age post-relationship song. Between the catchy hook and the clandestine nature of the song’s target, everyone is talking about “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”. (If you’re not familiar, the song is embedded at the end of this […]

8 Things You Will Not Hear at the Reading of Bruce Wayne’s Will

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Apparently June was National Make a Will Month – who knew? Just because you missed out doesn’t mean it’s too late to declare your intentions and designate your assets to specific inheritors. Someone as high profile as Bruce Wayne certainly has his last will and testament prepared in the event of his demise. Bruce is […]

Over-Analyzing DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince’s “Summertime”

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Some songs are timeless. Other songs may not quite stand the test of time as well, but they still have that magical ability to instantly take you back to a moment or time frame of your life. DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince’s “Summertime” fits into both of these categories. Released in May […]

Under Armour’s 13 Failed Expansion Plans

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Happy Friday the 13th! In observance, we bring you Under Armour’s 13 failed attempts to expand in to other industries. As you know by now, we like to do silly shit here at UnderScoopFire. This will be no different. 13. Under Armour’s failed attempt to create a secret paramilitary group that defends Southeast […]

The 10 Best Images from the ‘Call Me Maybe’ Meme

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

This guy. What a fun, sexy time for you! Historically accurate Terrible! I laughed. The Clubhouse Leader The Bath Salt jokes expire soon, get ’em in while you can Doug!

UnderScoopFire Caption Contest!

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Here we go again! It’s time for you to get creative. If you need some motivation, or just a good chuckle – check out our G.I. Joe or Saved By The Bell Caption Contests from the archive. Hit the comments below with your caption. The winner will be lavishly applauded on Facebook, Twitter, […]

Australian Carports & Garages – Clothing Optional

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Obviously you didn’t need to be wearing clothes to sell garages, sheds and carports in 1986. Especially with so many convenient locations! See below for what must be a factually correct account of the making of this commercial. Here’s my take on how this whole thing must have gone down: Guy (presumably Mr. Wyten) calls […]

6 Pro Athletes Who Wish Their Nicknames Hadn’t Stuck

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

We all have that one friend or family member who always seems to hold everything up. Come on! Let’s Go! Whether it’s leaving the office to go to lunch, or wrapping up what was supposed to be a quick shopping trip, that person inevitably elongates the process. A few years back, I had a coworker […]

Complete Your 80s Mustache Madness Bracket and Win Prizes!

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

It’s nice to have family. UnderScoopFire’s sister site, Rediscover the 80s, is the best sibling a site could ask for. As the excitement ramps up for March Madness and the NCAA Tournament, the folks behind RD80s and USF decided to give you more to be excited about… it’s Stache Madness!! We know you’re competitive, we […]

Exclusive Interview with Cobra’s Raptor

by Chad E Young

With tax season coming up, we all have to make sure everything is in perfect order to avoid hearing from Uncle Sam. What better way for us novices to prepare, than taking it to a very experienced taxman? Even better: what if your taxman was none other than late 1980s Cobra sensation, Raptor? Yep, that’s […]

The UnderScoopFire Job Application

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

(Inspired by a tweet from Cold Slither Podcast host @ClassickMateria)

Where Are They Now? Zack the LEGO Maniac (HUMOR)

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Madman. Lunatic. Diseased person. Sufferer. All synonyms of the word “maniac” according to various dictionaries and reference guides; however, we tend to make light of and even glorify the image of a maniac: “He’s a maniac when he plays sports!”, or “Mom is a maniac about our homework.” We have come to use the word […]

The 5 Funniest Tweets of 2011

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Twitter exploded in 2011. In September of 2011, Twitter announced that it had 100 million active users logging in at least once a month and 50 million active users every day. Compare that to 27 million people who used Twitter as of September 2009. Millions upon millions of tweets are sent everyday, so there is […]

Saxify the Economy – How the Saxophone can Jump-Start America

by Jason Gross @SockofFleagulls

When is the last time you heard a saxophone on a Top 40 radio station? With the exception of maybe the Dave Matthews Band and the occasional song like The Heavy’s “How You Like Me Now?”, the sax has been all but forgotten over the past 20 years. I’ve come up with a way for […]

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