From the opulent neon to the signature bicep tassles and boot fringe- Warrior’s look was exclusive, and vintage (and new) Ultimate Warrior merchandise embodies everything that was great about the 80s.

Help us, these 5 people. You’re our only hope.

Man, is this thing a time-suck.

Every group, every fan base, every collection of people have those things- those things that disturb them each and every time they hear them.

New Japan Pro Wrestling’s Kazuchika Okada doesn’t even emerge until around the 1:15 mark in this February 11 ring entrance, but it’s what happens for the first 75 seconds of the video that puts this in a class of its own.

Relive the Saturday nights of your childhood with this collection of ads and screenshots!