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10 Fictional “Movies Within a Movie” That We Actually Want to See

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Sometimes movie plots involve fictional movies within the movie. Often these references to fake movies are just throw away lines, but sometimes they are central to the plot. Whatever the case, sometimes we wish these fictional movies they mention were actual films – here are ten examples:   Chubby Rain (Bowfinger) Low-level producer Bobby Bowfinger […]

The 5 Heaviest Pop Culture Job Titles of All Time

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Due to the stressful nature of their occupation, air traffic controllers take mandatory breaks every 2 hours. It has been said that this profession is associated with the highest burnout and suicide rates of any in the world. That’s real life. What about pop culture? The following is a list of the toughest job descriptions […]

Under Armour’s 13 Failed Expansion Plans

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Happy Friday the 13th!   In observance, we bring you Under Armour’s 13 failed attempts to expand in to other industries. As you know by now, we like to do silly shit here at UnderScoopFire. This will be no different.   13. Under Armour’s failed attempt to create a secret paramilitary group that defends Southeast […]

The 11 Best Songs of Summer

by Sarah Morin

  Richard Marx  “Endless Summer Nights” 1988 Marx wrote this song about a summer romance that he hoped would last beyond Labor Day. He got his wish- when he wrote this song he was married to that girl, reminiscing about that summer fling.   LFO  “Summer Girls” 1999 Yes, the song is cheesy as hell, […]

6 Predictions You Can Bookmark

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Long-term predictions are easy to make. You can typically toss ’em around all haphazard, since nobody remembers to call you out on them by the time the result is public. That’s why I invite you to bookmark this page, and check back in the future for accuracy. Some of these will be decided in a […]

The 25 Greatest 90s TV Theme Songs

by Sarah Morin

When I first sat down to start creating the second part of my list of greatest theme songs I thought I would have a lot of difficulty coming up with a list of great themes from the 90s.  In fact I thought I would originally have to lower it to just the 20 greatest themes. […]

The 100 Coolest Action Figures of All Time

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Have you ever found yourself staring at a restaurant menu thinking “Man, there’s just way too much to choose from. How can I ever narrow it down?” That’s how we feel about action figures, but we’re gonna give it a try. The 2012 Toy Fair is coming up February 12-15 in New York City, and […]

The 5 Deadliest Players in Tecmo Super Bowl

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

One of my favorite Twitter accounts to follow is @AKAtheMaskedMan. The man behind the mask is David Shoemaker, a writer for Grantland and Deadspin. His columns have become ‘must read’ for me, as he writes about professional wrestling in a way I’ve never experienced before. If I had jumped off the pro wrestling ship a […]

UnderScoopFire Best of 2011 List

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

You’re sophisticated. This list needs no introduction, so let’s get right to it. These are our favorite things about 2011: The Miz – One of the hardest working people in the history of professional wrestling. No one is out there promoting the brand and the business in creative ways more than he is. He deserves […]

Five of the Oddest Phobias

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Phobias are irrational by definition, so tagging them with the adjective ‘odd’ can be a bit of overkill. The purpose of this post is not to ridicule or ostracize, but to educate and explore. We all like to explore things we don’t understand, right? Anatidaephobia – The Fear That You are Being Watched by a […]

Sports Teams on This List Have No Excuse for Losing

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Football is upon us! If you are anything like me, you were kind of ignoring the NFL lockout, pretty much operating on the assumption that a deal would get done in time to have an NFL season. We would lose at most a preseason game or two. No big deal. It seems that assumption has […]