The 10 Sexiest Characters in the Star Wars Universe

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by Howard Decker @HowardTheDeck on April 1, 2013

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At last, we have come to the end of the Prequel Era.

 

As Disney commences with re-defining the Star Wars brand, or “brand-scrubbing” as this EW column puts it, it seems Lucasfilm is trying to wipe Anakin Skywalker and the Clonetroopers from our consciousness (have at it). Last week they announced that we’d already seen the end of The Clone Wars animated series, and that the Robot Chicken-created Star Wars: Detours has been “postponed indefinitely” (see: Robopocalypse, jOBS).

It seems the live-action television project Star Wars: Underworld as well as the Star Wars 1313 videogame will follow the same path, making comic readers feel very fortunate that Dark Horse snuck Brian Wood’s Star Wars title in under the blaster.

The new Lucasfilm seems hell-bent on semi-reinventing the brand, and relying heavily on Original Trilogy-based content to do so. For any Star Wars fan over the age of 15, that’s a sexy proposition. Speaking of sexy (segue!), here are the ten sexiest characters in the Star Wars (non-Expanded) Universe:

 

10. Jango Fett

This guy was such a perfect male specimen that he was chosen to be the subject of countless clones.

jango fett

Rugged, daring and dangerous, Jango Fett has that rich, dark complexion that even Tattooinians can’t achieve- and that’s with two suns!

 

9. Oola

Inspiring throngs of scantily clad cosplayers for 30 years, Oola was ROTJ’s green Twi’lek who made you think of strained peas and sideboob. Jabba had an obvious crush on this palace dancer, so when she resisted his advances, he fed her to the Rancor. Dude does not take rejection well.

Oola sexy

 

8. Qui-Gon Jinn

Thirteen years ago, I probably would have overlooked Qui-Gon’s sexiness. Since then, Liam Neeson has gone on to play badass after badass, and as we all know, badassery is sexy.

qui gon jinn

Another sexy quality: Qui-Gon is as wise as they come. Except for that whole “I’m positive we should train Anakin Skywalker to be a Jedi” thing. And not-sensing the Sith threat until it was too late. And taking a lightsaber handle to the face, thus opening up his midsection for impalement. Besides that he was smart as shit.

 

7. Aayla Secura

If you’re into head-tails and cleavage, you’ll love Twi’leks! Aayla Secura is not the first (or last) female Twi’lek on this list, and certainly will not be the last Jedi.

aayla secura sexy twilek

The blue midriff-bearing Jedi Knight was seen being ambushed as part of Order 66, but those blue boobs will live on in our memories forever.

 

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  • http://aeiouwhy.blogspot.com Dex (@Dex1138)

    Gotta give Oola an extra point bump for being the only character in any of the movies to have a nip slip.

  • SharePointJoe

    Wish you would have gone on more about the tight pants.

    Wait, i’m typing this and not thinking in my head?

  • handsybroad

    Damn Twileks get all the men..

  • Chad E. Young

    The fact that Bib Fortuna is missing makes me cry…

    • http://underscoopfire.com Howie Decker

      You would think that I’d have him listed based on my obvious Twi’lek fetish..

      • Chad E. Young

        But of course…

  • Chad E. Young

    I know Corey Chapman’s pinup of the Garmorian Guard still hasn’t been taken down.

    • http://www.underscoopfire.com Corey Chapman (@chapmanrunner)

      love me some Garmorian Guard. #oinkoink

  • bfg666

    Carrie Fisher is (was) cute but in no way sexier than Natalie Portman, even with her RoTJ outfit.

    If you had included the EU, #1 would’ve undoubtedly been Jarael, the Arkanian female from the KOTOR comics.

  • http://pinterest.com/zxspectrum30/boards/ Chris

    Darth Talon (EU) is smoking hot…

    And if I were a female of the species I think I’d want to see both Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine on that list…power !

    • Howard Decker

      Good point. When I started the list I figured I’d have a lot more “power is sexy” entries like that, but never ended up needing them!

    • Howard Decker

      Just looked up Talon, she IS hot! I do have a thing for Twi’leks.

      Thanks for the comments you’ve left on the site recently. It is much appreciated!

  • Drew

    Where is Mara Jade on this list? Hot redheaded assassin trained by the Emperor himself. Nearly killed Luke but eventually became his badass wife and mother to Jedi kids.

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