The 10 Sexiest Characters in the Star Wars Universe

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by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck on April 1, 2013

in Lists, Star Wars

As Disney commences with re-defining the Star Wars brand, or “brand-scrubbing” as this EW column puts it, it seems Lucasfilm is trying to wipe Anakin Skywalker and the Clonetroopers from our consciousness (have at it).

The new Lucasfilm seems hell-bent on semi-reinventing the brand, and relying heavily on Original Trilogy-based content to do so. For any Star Wars fan over the age of 15, that’s a sexy proposition. Speaking of sexy (segue!), here are the ten sexiest characters in the Star Wars (non-Expanded) Universe:

 

10. Oola

Inspiring throngs of scantily clad cosplayers for 30 years, Oola was Return of the Jedi’s green Twi’lek who made you think of strained peas and sideboob. Jabba had an obvious crush on this palace dancer, so when she resisted his advances, he fed her to the Rancor. Hutts do not take rejection well.

Oola sexy

 

9. Jango Fett

This guy was such a perfect male specimen that he was chosen to be the subject of countless clones. Rugged, daring and dangerous, Jango Fett has that rich, dark complexion that even Tattooinians can’t achieve- and that’s with two suns!

jango fett

 

8. Qui-Gon Jinn

Thirteen years ago, I probably would have overlooked Qui-Gon’s sexiness. Since then, Liam Neeson has gone on to play badass after badass, and as we all know, badass is sexy.

qui gon jinn

 

Another sexy quality: Qui-Gon is as wise as they come. Except for that whole “I’m positive we should train Anakin Skywalker to be a Jedi” thing. And not-sensing the Sith threat until it was too late. And taking a lightsaber handle to the face, thus opening up his midsection for impalement. Besides that he was smart as shit.

 

7. Aayla Secura

If you’re into head-tails and cleavage, you’ll love Twi’leks! Aayla Secura is not the first (or last) female Twi’lek on this list, and certainly will not be the last Jedi.

aayla secura sexy twilek

The blue midriff-bearing Jedi Knight was seen being ambushed as part of Order 66, but those blue boobs will live on in our memories forever.

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Dex (@Dex1138) April 1, 2013 at 12:29 pm

Gotta give Oola an extra point bump for being the only character in any of the movies to have a nip slip.

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SharePointJoe April 1, 2013 at 12:41 pm

Wish you would have gone on more about the tight pants.

Wait, i’m typing this and not thinking in my head?

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handsybroad April 1, 2013 at 2:34 pm

Damn Twileks get all the men..

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Chad E. Young April 1, 2013 at 5:53 pm

The fact that Bib Fortuna is missing makes me cry…

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Howie Decker April 1, 2013 at 6:04 pm

You would think that I’d have him listed based on my obvious Twi’lek fetish..

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Chad E. Young April 1, 2013 at 7:52 pm

But of course…

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Chad E. Young April 1, 2013 at 7:54 pm

I know Corey Chapman’s pinup of the Garmorian Guard still hasn’t been taken down.

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Corey Chapman (@chapmanrunner) May 29, 2013 at 3:19 pm

love me some Garmorian Guard. #oinkoink

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bfg666 June 1, 2013 at 11:58 pm

Carrie Fisher is (was) cute but in no way sexier than Natalie Portman, even with her RoTJ outfit.

If you had included the EU, #1 would’ve undoubtedly been Jarael, the Arkanian female from the KOTOR comics.

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Chris June 8, 2013 at 9:09 am

Darth Talon (EU) is smoking hot…

And if I were a female of the species I think I’d want to see both Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine on that list…power !

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Howard Decker June 8, 2013 at 10:18 am

Good point. When I started the list I figured I’d have a lot more “power is sexy” entries like that, but never ended up needing them!

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Howard Decker June 8, 2013 at 10:36 am

Just looked up Talon, she IS hot! I do have a thing for Twi’leks.

Thanks for the comments you’ve left on the site recently. It is much appreciated!

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Drew October 23, 2013 at 3:30 pm

Where is Mara Jade on this list? Hot redheaded assassin trained by the Emperor himself. Nearly killed Luke but eventually became his badass wife and mother to Jedi kids.

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Kyrah Knell October 28, 2014 at 9:51 pm

Uh, sorry, why is Jango Fett not number one?!?

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Craig Hubley March 27, 2015 at 5:16 am

Star Wars: Sexist, without even being sexy.

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Luna April 24, 2015 at 4:02 pm

I’m glad to see the list is split equally between the genders, good choices too.

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Cassidy June 2, 2015 at 9:44 pm

Am I the only one that thinks Obi-Wan should totally top this list?

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