12 Dads Who Probably Don’t Deserve a Father’s Day Card

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck on August 18, 2018

in Funny, Lists

Being a dad means giving up most of your free time, allocating less of your budget to the things you want, and dedicating the bulk of your adult life to serving your children. BUT WE GET A DAY!

Here are a few dads who get to celebrate Father’s Day, but they probably don’t deserve a card.

 

I don’t have to be faster than the bear, just faster than my son.

 

Um, she said she wanted to be “the Little Mermaid”.

 

Part of me thinks this guy is 100% brilliant. Probably too much of me.

 

Bonding.

 

“Well get outta my toilet, then!”

 

Next year he can be the 100s

 

Quick! Cover the side of her head that’s away from the flying piece of lumber! Oh, nevermind that other man’s face stopped it. Phew.

baseball game dad fail

 

Crushin’ it.

 

Most great decisions start with an infant and a predatory carnivore.

 

Mein First Nazi T-Shirt

 

Not sure if this is Hordak’s real son, but he does have the ears.

 

Sorry, Hulkster.

 

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Hail Mary June 15, 2013 at 12:42 am

I don’t know whether to laugh or be ashamed that I share a Y chromosome with these idiots.

Howard Decker June 15, 2013 at 8:57 pm

it’s OK to laugh. You gotta laugh, or else it’s extremely scary

Sammy June 15, 2013 at 10:07 am

I really hope the “peeing guy” is holding a hose out of view or something

Kevin Hellions June 16, 2013 at 12:25 am

Shared the list with my wife so she knows I’m at least better than these fellows.

Howard Decker June 16, 2013 at 9:03 am

Honestly I’d say I like about35% of the things I find in the internet purely because they make me feel better about my life (like these guys)

tanya June 16, 2013 at 12:58 am

There is so much greatness going on in the baseball crowd photo

Count Marzo June 16, 2013 at 3:59 pm

I laughed! At all of em, but I’m going to hell anyways so whateverz! 😀

Hilarious stuff!

SharePointJoe June 18, 2013 at 8:20 am

Does his shirt say Mermaid Assistant or Assistance? Either way…I want that shirt.

Howard Decker June 18, 2013 at 5:25 pm

Have Tank Red Bubble that bitch

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