Wife Pretty Hall of Fame September 2012: Sarah Beattie

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck on September 13, 2012

in Gaming

Known to her 60,000+ Twitter and Instagram followers as nachosarah, Sarah Beattie has become a new-age luminary for comedy geeks.

Sarah initially captured our attention with her witty, punctuation-free tweets about everything from strippers to Christina Aguilera. If you’ve been on the fence about joining Twitter- sign up, follow her, and thank us later.

Beattie’s deadly mixture of wit, self-awareness and scorching beauty make her a unanimous choice for our Wife Pretty Hall of Fame.

On episode 18 of our podcast, we took a “sharp left turn”. We stopped self-censoring and began discussing things like “asshole bleaching as a reality show”, “Dick Slam Monopoly”, and Aaron Neville washing his mesh tank tops in a bathtub. Since then, we’ve unabashedly pursued Sarah as a podcast guest. Her sense of humor and love of the geek culture (check out her cosplay pics) would make for a fun show. Chatting with the sharp-tongued Hawaiian would be a dream come true.

The initial plan was to embed some of nachosarah’s tweets in this post to give you a sample of their brilliance. When I pulled up her feed to try to choose a few, I couldn’t do it. I honestly couldn’t narrow it down to a handful because they’re all that good. See for yourself.

When I’m off Twitter for a day or more, hers is the only feed I specifically go back and check to make sure I don’t miss a single priceless tweet.

So far, Wife Pretty Hall of Fame charter member Julie Bowen has had the best reaction to her induction (see below). If nachosarah responds, we’ll be braced for something brutally honest and clever. No pressure.



Click here for a full history of the Wife Pretty Hall of Fame and all of its inductees.


UPDATE: Here is the official @nachosarah response (can’t embed the tweets, as they have since been deleted)



Howie Decker is the co-creator and editor of UnderScoopFire.com. He likes fantasy baseball & taco night. You can read his “Letter from the Editor” here. Follow him on Twitter @HowardtheDeck.

Paul G. September 13, 2012 at 7:27 pm

Great choice! You guys mention her on the podcast all the time, she has had “Tweet of the Week” at least 3 times. It’s about time you ran an article on her!

JS! November 13, 2012 at 7:31 pm

She isn’t hot! She’s good for a professional snapshot that takes an hour to prepare for, but waking up next to her…? No thanks.

Greg August 1, 2018 at 4:26 am


Noneyabiz November 14, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Ask her ex-Jack how much of a magpie of depression she is. This ex-wallflower is quick with the wit but IRL she’s a case of baskets. I know first hand about her myself but that’s another story. But Sarahpanda has always been funny online.

Howie Decker November 15, 2012 at 4:33 pm

that.. is.. a lot of information!

Noneyabiz November 18, 2012 at 2:58 am

Well its been a few years. Maybe she has changed. Last I saw her she was extremely introverted. In person she isn’t like she tweets that’s for sure. Very shy in ways. An odd bird, feel free to email at the address given.

Dan Williams December 23, 2016 at 10:20 am

Shut the fuck up dude. You don’t know shit but your right hand. Inbred pussy.

Michellenic June 28, 2015 at 11:12 am

I guess your handle is meant to be ironic then

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