‘Python Massage’ is a Real Thing and is Exactly What it Sounds Like

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck on October 29, 2013

in Nerd Culture

Sorry super-weird Hulk Hogan fans, a Python Massage is not the answer to your perverted prayers, but it is in fact a real therapy offered at Indonesian spas.

From KGW.com:

The snake spa offers a unique massage treatment which involves having several pythons placed on the customers body. The movement of the snakes and the adrenaline triggered by fear is said to have a positive impact on the customers metabolism.

Oh HELL NOPE.

Not the ear. NOT THE EAR!

Click here for more body twitch-inducing Python Massage images.

source: Reddit

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