Sorry super-weird Hulk Hogan fans, a Python Massage is not the answer to your perverted prayers, but it is in fact a real therapy offered at Indonesian spas.
From KGW.com:
The snake spa offers a unique massage treatment which involves having several pythons placed on the customers body. The movement of the snakes and the adrenaline triggered by fear is said to have a positive impact on the customers metabolism.
Oh HELL NOPE.
Not the ear. NOT THE EAR!
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source: Reddit
