Happy Holidays from UnderScoopFire!

Podcast #113 – A Very Scoopy Christmas

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

UnderScoopFire Podcast – Christmas 2014 Edition!

Memorygasm – McDonald’s Holiday Huggable Muppet Babies (1988)

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Just for a moment, let us take you back to a carefree time.

How Isotoner Gloves and Dan Marino Secretly Ruined Christmas

by Jason Gross @SockofFleagulls

FACT: No kid has ever earmarked the glove page in the Sears Wishbook.

“Who’s That Girl (In the Shower)?”: The 4 Most Bothersome Scenes in ‘Elf’

by Kevin Hellions @TeamHellions

‘Tis the season! There are hundreds (if not thousands) of hours worth of Christmas specials to watch. The best of which become beloved and watched multiple times over, so many times that new things are often noticed and new thoughts emerge. Which leads us to my latest viewing of Elf and the discussions that took […]

UnderScoopFire 2012 Christmas in Review

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

If you’re bored and reading blogs for the holidays, here- let us make it worse!   Merry Christmas! I’ve collected all of the holiday-related hijinks from our site and put it in one handy place. Leave a comment in our stocking (that means ‘the comment section’) and let us know what your favorite USF holiday […]

Happy Holidays from UnderScoopFire!

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Courtesy of artist Darren Alejos – Batman, Lion-O, Snake Eyes, He-Man & Deadpool are here on behalf of UnderScoopFire to wish you a happy holiday, and thank you for your continued support! Follow Darren on Twitter @violintide and get great art like this on his Etsy site! Som examples of Darren’s art, on sale now: […]

UnderScoopFire Action Figure Nativity Scene

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

I have to thank ShezCrafti for posting about the Dork Horde’s Action Figure Nativity Contest yesterday. By the way, her Baby Jesus Kraang scene is excellent. Even though the deadline had passed, head Hordesman Reis O’Brien was gracious enough to let me submit a late entry. I raced home, created a manger with cardboard and […]

8 Christmas Songs That Put Me in the Holiday Spirit (Seriously)

by Corey Chapman @chapmanrunner

It’s been said that the Christmas season officially kicks off on Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, with the big early bird sales and local radio stations changing their format to holiday music 24/7. Over the last few years, retailers have started their sales early, and radio stations have forgone the unwritten rule that “The […]

The Ten Holiday Movies You Should Watch Every Year

by Corey Chapman @chapmanrunner

Yes, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

The Joker’s Unabridged Holiday Wish List

by Kap El

Everybody has family traditions for the holidays.   For some, it’s specific carols sung together by a fire, for others it might be spinning dreidels with your cool older cousins, Wikipedia-ing Kwanzaa, or high-fiving your pagan friends on Yule. Regardless, the holidays foster traditions as a way to become closer to those around you, or […]

UnderScoopFIRE Podcast #14 – National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full! – an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer In National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) gets his wish for a big family Christmas. When his wife Ellen (Beverly D’Angelo) worries that it might not be quite as perfect as he imagines, he says, […]

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Parody Song – “These are a Few of My Favorite Things”

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation -The Christmas Song (Sung to the tune of “My Favorite Things”) Rednecks in pickups, and carols are sung “Dad, did you bring a saw?” and Audrey’s frozen tongue. “Clark, we’re stuck under a truck.” it’s okay Ellen, just be sure to duck. Wally World moose mugs full of eggnog, puking under […]

Merry Christmas and May All Your Dreams Come True!

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Merry Christmas from  all of us at UnderScoopFire! We hope you plan to eat a ton, drink (in moderation of course), and spend time with your loved ones. Most of all, we hope you have as much fun as these kids did on Christmas 1985. {USS Flagg-style!} Thanks for a great 2011 – looking forward […]