10 Ideas for March Madness-Style Pop Culture Tournaments That We’re Totally Not Using So Have At It

By now you may have seen the UnderScoopFire Tournament of Super Powers (preferably said in a deep, booming voice with a hint of an echo, but nothing too dramatic or pretentious). The bracket places comic and sci-fi-based powers and abilities against each other, and your votes determine which super powers win each matchup.

While we feel our own 2014 pop culture bracket has a novel field of competitors (because super powers are cool) but a crappy, un-creative name, here are some catchy tournament names (based on not so novel ideas) that are just begging to be used:

Mark Madness

A tournament in which various pop culture Marks square off. Excitement! I can picture it now: Wahlberg vs. Hamill in a Mark-off for the ages! MARK me down for one front row ticket please!

 

Slack-etology

It’s pantemonium and I’m not sorry! Khakis vs. corduroys, denim vs. a nice polyester blend- this is WAR!

first round knockout

 

Darth Madness

The Sith hits the fan as Darth Vader and Darth Maul square off 64 times until a winner is crowned. Intrigue!

 

Braff-etology

Zach Braff hosts Braff-etology, a tournament all about Zach Braff and all the Braff you can Braff! Braff?

 

Rack-etology

Perhaps best suited for either a men’s entertainment site or Sprout.com, Rack-etology features 64 of Hollywood’s greatest racks facing off in the boobiest bracket of 2014!

 

March Katniss

Everyone loves Jennifer Lawrence. Let’s have a tournament!

 

Snack-etology

I know I’m not the only one who sees how the Pringles peer at the Fritos from across the snack shelf. There’s deep-seated jealousy and resentment there. FIGHT!

hosted by Lionel Richie

 

Parched Madness

After all that salty snack madness, thirst takes the stage. It’s beverage havoc!

 

Frack-etology

Learn the truth about fracking… in a fun way!

 

Barth Madness

You CAN Do That on Tournament! “Duh, I heard that!”

 

Macho Madness

OOOH YEAH a long overdue Randy Savage-only tournament because Randy Savage was the best thing about the WrestleMania IV tournament so MORE RANDY SAVAGE!

You’re welcome.

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