The 10 Sexiest Characters in the Star Wars Universe

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck on April 1, 2013

in Lists, Star Wars

6. Koyi Mateil

Apparently I have a thing for Twi’leks.

One of the 10 background Star Wars characters with the most ridiculously convoluted backgrounds, the only time we saw Koyi Mateil was as she and her (much older but undoubtedly rich & powerful) date were leaving the Coruscant Opera House.

Clearly the most obscure character on this list, Koyi actually altered her skin color to appear more attractive to humans (according to Expanded U backstory). Oh, and boobs.

 

5. Obi-Wan Kenobi

Sir Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor certainly have their respective legions of fans. Throw in the power of The Force, an expert-level beard, and the cool-under-fire panache of Obi-Wan Kenobi, and you have one of the sexiest characters in the Star Wars Universe.

Power is sexy in any universe, and Obi-Wan’s got it. Not only was he a Jedi Master, but also a General in The Clone Wars. We get a glimpse of his wild side when he and Anakin chase Zam Wesell into a bar on Coruscant and Obi-Wan instructs Skywalker to conduct a search while he grabs a drink.

 

4. Padme Amidala

When someone as gorgeous as Keira Knightley can stand in as your decoy, you must be hot. The prequel trilogy’s answer to Princess Leia, Padme Amidala was the only primary human eye candy for three films.

Natalie Portman was well cast as Carrie Fisher’s mother, but one has to wonder why mom consistently chose midriff-bearing attire while daughter was so much more conservative. It’s just too bad one of those arena beasts on Geonosis didn’t capture Padme and trot her out in some prequel-era slave gear.

 

3. Lando Calrissian

Powerful, sophisticated, smooth. Powerful? Yes. The Star Wars Universe is one of the few places where someone who runs an entire city is not immediately thought of as “powerful” (because of all the Force wielders and Galactic Senators we’re used to seeing).

Lando was indeed a powerful man, and he clearly knew how to get what he wanted (see: Millennium Falcon, keeping the Empire out of Bespin forever). While Han and Luke coyly beat around the “I wanna bang Leia” bush for 2 movies, Lando went right after it.

 

2. Princess Leia

Speaking of Princess Leia! Carrie Fisher spent three movies playing Leia Organa, and the subsequent 35 years in the dreams of fanboys.

 

1. Han Solo

No shocker here. The boyish charm, the wavy locks, those pants.

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Dex (@Dex1138) April 1, 2013 at 12:29 pm

Gotta give Oola an extra point bump for being the only character in any of the movies to have a nip slip.

SharePointJoe April 1, 2013 at 12:41 pm

Wish you would have gone on more about the tight pants.

Wait, i’m typing this and not thinking in my head?

handsybroad April 1, 2013 at 2:34 pm

Damn Twileks get all the men..

Chad E. Young April 1, 2013 at 5:53 pm

The fact that Bib Fortuna is missing makes me cry…

Howie Decker April 1, 2013 at 6:04 pm

You would think that I’d have him listed based on my obvious Twi’lek fetish..

Chad E. Young April 1, 2013 at 7:52 pm

But of course…

Chad E. Young April 1, 2013 at 7:54 pm

I know Corey Chapman’s pinup of the Garmorian Guard still hasn’t been taken down.

Corey Chapman (@chapmanrunner) May 29, 2013 at 3:19 pm

love me some Garmorian Guard. #oinkoink

bfg666 June 1, 2013 at 11:58 pm

Carrie Fisher is (was) cute but in no way sexier than Natalie Portman, even with her RoTJ outfit.

If you had included the EU, #1 would’ve undoubtedly been Jarael, the Arkanian female from the KOTOR comics.

Chris June 8, 2013 at 9:09 am

Darth Talon (EU) is smoking hot…

And if I were a female of the species I think I’d want to see both Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine on that list…power !

Howard Decker June 8, 2013 at 10:18 am

Good point. When I started the list I figured I’d have a lot more “power is sexy” entries like that, but never ended up needing them!

Howard Decker June 8, 2013 at 10:36 am

Just looked up Talon, she IS hot! I do have a thing for Twi’leks.

Thanks for the comments you’ve left on the site recently. It is much appreciated!

Drew October 23, 2013 at 3:30 pm

Where is Mara Jade on this list? Hot redheaded assassin trained by the Emperor himself. Nearly killed Luke but eventually became his badass wife and mother to Jedi kids.

Kyrah Knell October 28, 2014 at 9:51 pm

Uh, sorry, why is Jango Fett not number one?!?

Craig Hubley March 27, 2015 at 5:16 am

Star Wars: Sexist, without even being sexy.

Luna April 24, 2015 at 4:02 pm

I’m glad to see the list is split equally between the genders, good choices too.

Cassidy June 2, 2015 at 9:44 pm

Am I the only one that thinks Obi-Wan should totally top this list?

Kristan January 15, 2016 at 9:37 am

Hmmm, this is a pretty good list, with very good characters. The only ones I don’t agree on is number 6 with Koyi Mateil. To me, sexisness is not just physical appearance. But also personality too. And Koyi Mateil didn’t have any character at all. She was just a random Twi’lek character who appeared in the background. Oola and Aayla Secure are WAY better. In terms of design and character development. I’d replace Koyi Mateil with Anakin or someone like that. But then again, you have a Twi’lek fetish so…you’d probably make the whole list all background Twi’lek characters if you wanted to.

Joe February 25, 2016 at 7:27 am

You’re crazy for leaving Like & Anakin off the list.

laura June 7, 2016 at 12:22 pm

Anakin is the most handsome freaking hot of all the gallaxy.

Twilek lover December 29, 2016 at 8:21 pm

In the book Lords of the Sith it is said that many officers of the Empire have Twi’lek mistresses.

Hail Skywalkers January 5, 2017 at 5:40 pm

u absolute fucker where is anakin. or at least luke i mean come on.

thekerbalwow July 24, 2017 at 8:17 pm

sebulba look’s hot to me

Andromeda December 28, 2018 at 10:14 am

You left Anakin Skywalker out? This hot golden god who was a hero during the Clone Wars, a Jedii knight, and eventually one of the most feared and powerful beings in the galaxy? This invalidates the list for me

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