Yesterday, Movies.com detailed two dozen domain names that have been registered by Warner Bros. that seem to tip their hand as far as the titles they are considering for the Man of Steel sequel. After some deeper research, it appears these are the 8 finalists (from Fusible via Movies.com):
Man of Steel: Battle the Knight
Man of Steel: Beyond Darkness
Man of Steel: Black of Knight
Man of Steel: Darkness Falls
Man of Steel: Knight Falls
Man of Steel: Shadow of the Night
Man of Steel: The Blackest Hour
Man of Steel: The Darkness Within
We’re here to do the same thing we did when CBS announced a How I Met Your Mother spinoff titled How I Met Your Father, which is “use pop culture news as an excuse to make a silly and ridiculous list” (mental note: include that in unwritten website Mission Statement).
Here are 13 titles for the Man of Steel sequel that would be no worse than the 8 above:
Man of Steel: Full Throttle
Man of Steel: Always Bat on Black
Man of Steel: Dark Friday
Man of Steel: Cruise Control
Man of Steel: Black Dark Night Scary Shadow
Man of Steel: Batman Takes Metropolis
Man of Steel: Men in Tights
Man of Steel: The Musical
Man of Blades of Steel
Man of Still Know What Batman Did Last Summer
Man of Steel Magnolias
Man of Steel: Bases Loaded
Man of Steel: Who Farted?
OK, maybe these are all worse but the 8 frontrunners are not great, right? What do you think? Is there one you could live with out of those 8?
Soundlingline on Twitter had the BEST: Man of Steel: Turn Off The Dark
My vote is for Man of Blades of Steel