Yesterday @Voltron tweeted this: (yes, I follow Voltron, don’t judge- they followed me first)
@Voltron nutcracker now on sale! Xtremely limited! http://t.co/abWQDI8pHu #voltron #voltron30 pic.twitter.com/z6P5bJy4ir
— Voltron (@Voltron) March 16, 2014
The link in the tweet will take you to the Voltron shop, where you’ll notice the reasonable sale price for this novelty item is a modest hundo and a half. You read that right- $150 for a Voltron nutcracker. What goes through the mind of the person who clicks ADD TO CART here?
I must have this to crack nuts and I will throw a walnut party the moment it arrives.
I must have this, but obviously it will never be used to actually crack nuts, what if it breaks? What if I scratch its- wait a minute, where do the nuts even go?
Since it only requires roughly half a car payment, this cost-effective manual device for cracking nuts is the best use of my currency.
Think about what this means: we live in a world where there are enough people that would spend $150 on a nutcracker that it justified someone mass producing them (by hand of course). Let me clarify: that’s enough people who would spend $150 on A VOLTRON nutcracker.
Note that there are no user ratings or reviews yet, most likely because someone who spends $150 on dust collectors has too rockin’ a social schedule to be bothered to circle back and write about their new wooden anti-depressant.
If you buy this, I probably hate you. But don’t let me stop you. In fact, if you pull the trigger I want in on that walnut party.
Too rich for my blood also.t
I very much laughed out loud reading this, thank you
Hah, thanks for the comment Matt. Glad you liked it!
I think about that kind of math all the time. Like, are there really that many people who want “x”? Apparently the answer is yes.
Exactly. Think about the $400 MOTUC Castle Greyskull – and how many people have to A.) be into MOTUC, B.) have that kind of disposable income, C.) have that kind of space, and D.) have either no partner or a partner that is understanding/supportive/cool enough to allow that sort of expenditure of money AND space.
Nice analysis!