This Tauntaun wants you inside of him

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck on February 14, 2013

in Star Wars

…or her, I guess. I’ve never sexed a tauntaun before.

In fact, give me sec- let me see if my Vintage Collection tauntaun was sculpted with gender specificity in mind…

Nope.

The top image is an excerpt from the ongoing Star Wars webcomic at Blue Milk Special. Big thanks to Full of Sith for posting it on Facebook and turning me on to it.

Blue Milk’s comic is a “chronological parody of the Star Wars original trilogy, and contains “mild offensive language and adult themes” – as if you couldn’t tell my the whole “want you inside me” thing.

Star Wars fans check them out- very funny stuff.

 

 

Dex (@Dex1138) February 14, 2013 at 3:38 pm

I was going to make some joke about the sex of your Tauntaun based on it not having a particular feature but it made me uncomfortable to post it here.
I’m sure you can fill in the blank.

Howie Decker February 14, 2013 at 5:11 pm

I admire your restraint.

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