The 10 Best Jimmy Kimmel Tweets from Julie Bowen’s Account

This week Julie Bowen appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

 

The two made a bet: whoever won a foot race around the studio would take over the other’s Twitter account. Julie Bowen lost, and the world won. Kimmel took full advantage of piloting Bowen’s social media account.

We happen to know firsthand that the real Julie Bowen is as cordial and engaging on Twitter as you’d expect. She graciously acknowledged her UnderScoopFire Wife Pretty Hall of Fame induction with hilarious self-deprecation last year:

@sharepointjoeDeeply flattered, but they would vote me “wife heinous” if they saw me at 6am. #thetruthhurts

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) March 20, 2012

 

You can read the whole “Kimmel tweeting as Julie Bowen” timeline here, but here are the highlights:

hey @tigerwoods – what’s going on wit u sex-wise? #PuttItIn

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 24, 2013

Where is Africa?

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 24, 2013

Shout out to all my friends back home in Baltimore – having fun not being famous?

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 24, 2013

I luv all my fanz, espeshally the chunky teenage onez.

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013

Four days without shoplifting, if you don’t count Luna Bars.

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013

Am I the most talented actor on Modern Family? In a word, yes. But everyone is great.

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013

Sorry, @courteneycox you’re not all that.I am. #TheFuture

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013

Hey @mteo_5, I’ll be your girlfriend. #forrealz

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013

Hello @roblowe – I’m nice enough to follow you, so you need to follow me. That’s how it works, dickhead.

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 24, 2013

Why do people like @justinbieber ? The only thing worse than his music are his fans. #truth #babybabybabyNO

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013

RT if ur DTF!!!!

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 24, 2013

 

Can’t stop at 10. Here are a few more:

Gotta admit – I don’t miss @dearabby even a little.

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 24, 2013

Esperanza – the tiles behind the toilet aren’t going to clean themselves. Gracias

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 24, 2013

 

One of the “real” Julie Bowen’s tweets as soon as she returned:

Just found out what DTF means from my tv daughters. #speechless

— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 24, 2013

Kimmel asked Bowen if this could be a “weekly thing” to which Bowen quickly replied “no.”