What’s your G.I. Joe codename?
First, decide if you are a Joe or a Cobra. To generate your Cobra codename, click here.
For your G.I. Joe codename-
Use your first initial to find the first half of your name:
Use your last initial to find the second half of your name:
Use your astrological sign to find your specialty:
If you’re not 100% in love with your G.I. Joe code name – check if your Cobra name is a better fit!
While you’re at it – What’s Your Masters of the Universe Name?
Air Track Sniper at your service! YO JOE.
Yes! Did you check your Cobra name?
Sounds like somthing you do when checking on your FedEx shipment. Where’s my package? Let me Air-Track that for you.
I’m Snow Job. Better get working on my red beard.
AHH! One of the few possible combinations that yield an ACTUAL G.I. Joe. Let’s go with your Cobra name.. Wild Viper!
Bullshot. And apparently, SEAL.
Bullshot would be a dangerous name to put on a kid’s action figure box. Just a paint smudge away from a lawsuit!
Leather Light Seal?!? WTH?!? I sound like a fabulous diva not a Joe!!!
Leather Light. Could definitely see that as a Joe name, but for a Navy SEAL? probably not. And now that I look at it, it kinda sounds more like something you’d find at an adult bookstore. Maybe we’ll go with your Cobra codename?
My G.I. Joe Codename would be:
– Air Head
Specialty:
– Pilot
Apparently I wouldn’t make a good Joe, guess I’m more of a Cobra guy (Night Skull).
Air Head IS something they would have put out there in the 90s, and its a nice nod to the candy! (cross promotion opportunity). I do like your Cobra name though – very intimidating. Could challenge CC for power…
Code name: Bull Line
Specialty: SEAL
Place of birth: Winchester, Va.
Apparently I’m a Navy special ops guy who has trouble telling the truth!
I love it. The file card writes itself! I’ll get one up asap!
Air Slam, Tank Commander.
Sounds like I’ll be taking a page out of the A-Team movie and trying to fly tanks.
Maybe I should try Cobra, cause this doesn’t sound too safe.
Air Slam – HAH! I can see something about his love of the air guitar on his filecard..
I’m Air Duty, a pilot.
Couldn’t be more perfect name for a pilot. Awesome!
Joe Codename: Air Finder, Specialty: SEAL
Cobra Codename: Night Viper, Specialty: Pilot
This is awesome!
nice! Air Finder is cool – as for Night Viper, it’s one of the few possible combinations that would yield an ACTUAL existing character (a la Brian Morin getting “Snow Job”, but alas the Night Viper is a very cool figure: http://www.theterrordrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/night-viper.jpg
Air Out? Really? That just sounds unfortunate, but I’m SEAL so back off.
Air Out definitely sounds like the Joe who’s assigned to cleaning socks and boots. What about your Cobra name?
Night Vulture – Pilot
Actually that works out. Probably flies cargo planes at night.
just don’t end up like Tom Hanks character in Cast Away. Maybe bring a volleyball on all flights just in case.
Apparently, I am a pilot called “Cross Ball”
I’m wrong. It’s “Cross Proof”. I should pay more attention.
Also, “Cross Ball” is funny as hell…
You might need to stay Cross Ball, and we can say there was an error at the orientation and sign in. Awesome!
Snow Blast, Paratrooper
lots of paratroopers – welcome to the squadron!
I have to say the number of SEALS here is a bit surprising statistically.
SEALS and paratroopers galore. All children of the 80s must have been conceived at Christmas time..
Round Wing (SEAL)? That’s not a codename, it’s an appetizer!
Cobra name is Bio Devil (Pilot), much better. Guess I’m going to the Snake Side
ooh Bio Devil is intimidating. and yes, Round Wing makes me hungry
Air Wing – Sniper! (GI JOE has been infiltrated )
uh..oh…
Bull Finder. SEAL. Yo Joe! Snow Viper. Pilot? Cobra?
I dig Bull Finder the SEAL, sounds rough and tough. Snow Viper is cool, but seems like something they must have already done. If not, you are the first! They need *somebody* to combat Snow Job, Blizzard, and Iceberg!
Air Wing
Paratrooper
welcome to the squadron of paratroopers – signed, Double Wing.
Field General Bull Track. I likey.
Bull Track does sound like a no-funny business field general. I wouldn’t cross him!
Joe:
Air-Roll
Tank Commander
Cobra:
Night-Buster
Ninja Warrior
As Air Roll does that mean I put jets on Tanks? 😛
Also, who doesn’t want to be a ninja? However… with a name like Night Buster… it leads me to think of sex somehow…
Night Buster sounds like something from Arrested Development. I can see Air Roll as a legit Joe name though!
A–Short
O–Dog
Leo–Field general
So I’m a field general named Short Dog??? Really?? Ay yi yi…
Short Dog sounds like a rejected member of Sgt. Slaughter’s Renegades. Maybe stick with the name you already have- Steelbolt!
Sky Job the SEAL or Toxo-Viper the pilot…
Sky Job sounds dirty. Toxo-Viper already exists. Hm. We need to work on yours. Use a middle name in place of the first initial?
I’m Cross Track, your Weapons Expert!!
Or I can be Major Head – Specializing in Communications (what exactly would I be “communicating”??)
Cross Track works, Major Head just sounds nasty.
Air Roll Paratrooper reporting for duty.
Second Air Roll I’ve seen – all of you dang JH’s out there! It’s a good name though!
Air speed
SeAL
Ft Stewart GA
I like the name Air Speed. I can see the uniform.
I’m Sky Finder the renegade
Sky Finder works! Maybe a top-shelf pilot that Spirit recruited while on a trip to the southwest?
Name: Sargeant Proof
Specialty: Paratrooper/Seal (I’m on the cusp ;o)
Birthplace: Of COURSE it’s CLASSIFIED!
Sargeant Proof! Sounds like a drinker.
i am sargeant roll and i am a field general
I can see Sgt. Roll’s “Roll Call” being an educational snippet they put at the end of a 30 minute cartoon in the 80s.
Sergeant Town, Paratrooper. My name sounds like something you make up on the fly when Duke catches you spray painting graffiti on the side of the barracks. “I’m gonna need your name, soldier.” “Ummmmmmmmm, Sergeant…Town?”
My Cobra name is no better: Scrap Scorpion, Driver. Apparently I drive a beater HISS Tank. I guess we can’t all be the Baroness.
ha! Great backstory to accompany Sgt. Town. Yeah, those are somewhat disappointing names – darn random code name generator! Maybe when we do the Transformer name generator you’ll get something more bad-ass!
Star Slam – Tank Commander
Star Slam! Sounds like someone I wouldn’t mess with. That guy can slam stars!
Hmmm… Just got a free personalized dog tag with my G.I. Joe retaliation collector’s edition…
And you have a code name for it!
Sergeant Shot – Weapons Expert. hahaha It fits!
Sean! Nice to see you on here. I appreciate it. Yes, the Sgt. Shot codename is quite appropriate! And being an actual weapons expert doesn’t hurt, either. You do know of course, your G.I.Joe vehicle will have to be the VaultMobile. The toy version will sell like hotcakes.
Sky-Light, im one of the renegades trained by Sgt S
laughter. Guess that makes me proficiency in alk forms of armed and unarmed combat. Plus having the reputation of having survived the Slaughter house. Cool.
Birthlace: Saskatoon Saskatchewan, Canada
Awesome!! Great backstory.
So, apparently I’m Cross Down, Ninja. Cool.
Cross Down sounds like a really soft blanket. Maybe you are a Joe comforter, coming to the aid of those who have been traumatized in battle. And you’re also a ninja, just in case.
Mine Joe name is “Snow”…………oh, crap…………”Finder”.
…whew.
Stand back Duke, Snake,……I’ll find that snow.
Always gotta have someone who can sniff out the snow. Ooh, maybe you are a Yellow Snow Finder? So they don’t accidentally step in pee! I got nothin.
Cross Track, weapons expert from Cortez, CO. That almost makes sense.
yeah, I like that one!
[GI Joe]
Quick Foot, Medical Expert.-
The fastest medic in the unit, He move fast to save his comrades!
“Fast I move, Quick I save you!”
[Cobra]
Gyro Red, Spy.-
“He turns the tide to be red!!”
both great – and I love the mini-backstories!
Back Town: Ranger
Sounds like he enlisted to escape growing up in a small, small town
Lol I’m sergeant speed – pilot! Cool joe name
yep, it works well! Unless he earned the codename because of his uncontrollable addiction to Stacker 2 and 5 hour Energy. But probably not.
omg im air case, navy seal
Air Case. Not bad
G.I. Joe: Hard Job. Sniper.
Cobra: Crimson Viper. Demolitions.
I guess being a sniper would be considered a “hard job”, I like the Cobra one a lot.
GI Joe – CrossTown – Weapons Expert
Cobra – Major Scorpian – Communications
CrossTown is the guy that can get you from point A to B in a jiffy. Major Scorpion definitely works as a Cobra name!
Round Wing : Machine Gunner
Reporting!
I’ll let you under my wing and protect your with rounds of ammo!
nice! I like it!
G.I. JOE
Codename: Hard Shot
Specialty: Renegade
COBRA
Codename: Crimson Eel
Specialty: Officer
Definitely two of the cooler codenames I’ve seen. Crimson Eel would be a great action figure!
AIR METAL, MEDICAL EXPERT
WHICH KINDA WILD BECAUSE I AM A EMT
whoa! And I didn’t even consult astrological career tendencies when I made the chart. Coincidence!
Joe name: Hard Eagle, Ranger
Cobra Name: Crimson Guard, Astronaut
My Joe name sounds like a \”dark and edgy\” remake of Spirit, but being a CG Astronaut is kind of cool.
Hard Eagle is like Spirit’s codename after he is trained in the Arashikage ways by the Hard Master!
Round Foot sounds like a diease from the 1800s, not part of a daring, highly trained special mission force.
Yes! You do NOT want to contract Round Foot in these pre-penicillin days
Hard Job!! Haha!! It sounds more like a porn movie!
Hard Job – G.I. Joe porn expert
Short Head Ninja
cobra name: Fire Skull Intelligence Officer
Ooh I like that one!
Codename: Bull Finder
Specialty: Machine Gunner
Not bad!
Air-Speed Paratrooper reporting for duty. Yo Joe!
Air Speed is a great codename, esp for a paratrooper! Nice.
Livermore CA
Codename: Star Shot
Proficiency: Sniper
Reporting for duty, Sir.
That’s perfect!
Rapid eagle ninja here to mess stuff up
Love it!
Star Wing… Ninja
Star Wing definitely sounds like a Ninja Force codename
Why thank you…… need extra info? and can I ask u an question?
Sure go ahead! (With the question)
Or you can email me – howdeck (at) yahoo (dot) com
Round Speed
Ranger
crosswing. status: ranger. take me on; dare ya
Low Light, Ninja. 8)
one of the rare times an actual code name comes up!
Cross Light – Sniper. Fitting, I’m a minister as well.
Dr. Bull Finder. Don’t try and lie to me about your medical history. I’ll know.
haha! The file card practically writes itself!
GI Joe name:
Cross Shot
Paratrooper
GI Joe Name: Short Blast. SEAL
“GI Joe ranger, Deep Finder, reporting for duty.”
welcome Deep Finder!
GI Joe, Quick Town, Tank Commander. Known for love of hookers due to name.
Cross Foot-Paratrooper
Short Finder Weapon Expert
Thanks for coming to the site!
Short out
specialty: paratrooper
birthplace: unknown possibilities include
arizona
europe
australia
Hard roll
Machine gunner
Star foot
Seal
Low Slam. Pilot. I come in low. Under the radar. For rescue and low ordnance release operations.
I like it!
Reminds me of FLIGHT OF THE INTRUDER with Danny Glover, Willem Defoe, and Brad Johnson.
I’m going downtown! 😉
Short Blast
Medical Expert
Hard Blast
Ranger
Joe Name:
Bull Town (Ninja)
Cobra Name:
Snow Scorpion (Intelligence Officer)
Short Roll-Weapons Expert. As in short roll away from jamming a sawed-off shotgun up your jaw if you make fun of my name! 😛
GIJoe:Air Proof. Sniper by day.
Cobra:Night Slug. Demolitions by night.
Top Head SEAL
G.I. Joe: Snow Speed, Pilot
Cobra: Wild Creeper, Mercenary
I’m HARD JOB, and I’m a SEAL just like ol’ SHIPWRECK!
Air Dog Medical Specialist…. medic doesn’t really fit me, I’m more into blowing stuff up LOL
G.I JOE name crank job
my specialty is ninja
Sounds like you’re more of a drug dealer than a Ninja.
Clean foot, field general.
Pilot, call sign Hardshot.