The Baroness – G.I Joe
Although not exclusively from the world of comic books, The Baroness was probably every 80s kid’s first weird cartoon crush. She had that European accent, glasses, and wore a skin tight black leather body suit. What’s not to like?
Decepticon not included
Even though she is as bad as they come, we still would’ve tried to take her to prom.
Big Barda – DC Comics
You can keep Wonder Woman, give me a Jack Kirby-created woman who wears a rad suit of armor and can crack a planet in half.
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Big Barda is from the toughest place in the universe: Apokalips! She can probably (definitely) out bench you and your friends while they were getting benched by Barda. We heard you liked some Big in your Barda so we put a Big in your Barda so you can Big while you Barda.
Polaris – X-Men
She’s got green hair and a bad ass attitude. This mutant mistress would light up any room she walked into (no, Dazzler is not on the list) and would intimidate most of us with that mane of luxurious green hair.
If she does end up going out with you – you have bragging rights that you’re dating an X-man! X-Woman?
Liz Sherman – Hellboy
Apart from the pyrokinesis and the high chances of you getting blasted to the other side of Citi Field, she is a member of the BPRD and hangs out with Hellboy – who would probably be the one standing in your way when you politely ask her out (because you’re a gentleman). Also, she was played by Selma Blair who will melt your heart anyway.
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The Stalk – Saga
She’s a hot alien bounty hunter with no arms, a spider body and eight eyes, but seriously she’s a total babe. Again, she falls into the list of chicks who would probably rip you in half for farting in the same room but hey- win some, lose some right?
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Not Bad at all, I like the list and the idea
I’d definitely take Baroness, but for the rest I would go:
Black Cat
Misty Knight
She Hulk
Lady Jaye
Elektra
Catwoman
Evil Lyn
White Tiger
and
Wonder Woman
“if some of these femme fatales were real; comic fans would go insane with love and lust.”
What do you mean if they were real? Have you met comic fanboys? lol
Emma Frost – no dude should ever want to date someone that can read his thoughts, that’s just asking for trouble
I’d take Dazzler over Polaris any day, despite the hotness of green hair.
Also on my list: Enchantress and Kitty Pryde
Excellent list – I’d date Nina Locke from Locke & Key since she likes to get hammered (cuts the tension). That’s terrible.
Thanks guys. There’s a lot of honorable mentions but Evil-Lyn? OUCH.
I’m glad you took some detours from the normal lists (Selina Kyle, etc), but there are some weird choices here. The Stalk? Definitely an interesting list…
It’s the tits.
Here would be some of mine not on the list:
She Hulk
Black Cat
Spider Woman
Elektra
Scarlet Witch
Wasp
I’m sure there’s more, but those are my Marvel misses. They keep drawing them all hotter and hotter over the years.
Good calls. I’d have to add Carol Danvers, Fathom, and some incarnations of Lois Lane
My honorable mention and childhood fantasy: Tandy Bowen. I would love to see her in some sort of live action version but will settle for an updated animated feature.
Oh hell yes! I don’t know how I forgot Dagger or Scarlet Witch!
Have a green skinned girl but its not She-Hulk? Impressive.