If you haven’t checked out The League of Extraordinary Bloggers, it’s a great way to discover some great new sites. Their weekly topics are always entertaining and inventive. This week, the assignment is to reboot and recast one of your favorite movies.
Last December marked the 25th anniversary of the theatrical release of ¡Three Amigos! While I would likely cringe at the news of a pending reboot, it can be fun to speculate. A sequel with the original actors would be best, although it seems highly unlikely.
According to this article on moviehole.net:
Martin Short has stated that he would love to participate in a ¡Three Amigos! sequel. During the Comedy Central Roast of Chevy Chase, Steve Martin joked about being on a ¡Three Amigos! sequel set. Chase has commented on Amigos recently, saying it was his favorite movie to be a part of.
While all of this speculation has certainly peaked Amigos fans’ collective interest, the reality is that Hollywood has gone in a much different direction with treasured classics recently, the way of the reboot. If the Amigos franchise is dusted off for any reason in the near future, it would likely be remade, not given a sequel.
Some speculate that the 2008 film Tropic Thunder was a thinly veiled remake of ¡Three Amigos!, following many of the same plotlines and story points. However, for the purposes of this article, I’m talking about those darn Amigos, the unmistakable mariachi-clad trio of unwitting do-gooders themselves.
DISCLAIMER: I in NO WAY want this to happen, but let’s prepare for the worst and make the best of it..
If Amigos is greenlit for a reboot, who could occupy the lead roles? Here are some possibilities:
Originally played by Steve Martin, he is the de-facto leader of the Amigos. His focus is singular: look out for himself, but make sure not to be obvious about it, and try to help others along the way if it’s convenient.
Reno 911!’s Lt. J. Dangle has experience being the leader of a group of ne’er do wells who are too dysfunctional and self-concerned to effectively protect and serve. He has a natural charm that is reminiscent of Martin, and is deserving of a title role to elevate his star status.
Chevy Chase’s character was along for the ride, typically one step behind his fellow Amigos but always quick with a one-liner. Height is a must, as the iconic image of the Amigos in a line performing their extended salute must maintain the tall-to-short asymmetry.
I’m sure I am not alone in thinking this role has Will Ferrell written all over it. He might even be able to help the director choose some primo shooting locales fresh off of Casa de mi Padre. Picture his character from 2010’s The Other Guys in a mariachi suit. Done. Hmm, now that I think of it, Mark Wahlberg would be an interesting Lucky Day…
Martin Short played Ned, the only Amigo to have a solo film career outside of the ¡Three Amigos! cinematic framework. Ned frequently referenced his roles in other Amigo movies, like “Little Neddy Knickers” and “Little Neddy Goes to War”. Ned was the most serious about getting the job done, which required the Amigos to step up as real-life heroes to save the town of Santa Poco.
When your script calls for a physically undersized character to draw a line in the sand and take a heroic oversized stand, Rudd is your guy. As unassuming and charming an actor as Hollywood has today, Paul Rudd has also proven to be a valuable player on many comedic teams. An added bonus is his excellent acting rapport with our newly cast Lucky Day (Thomas Lennon) as Rudd guest starred on five episodes of Reno 911! and had a part in Reno 911!: Miami, and his proven buddy-team chemistry with Ferrell in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
The villain who took the Amigos by surprise (by not being a paid actor) was expertly played by Alfonso Arau, director of 1995’s A Walk in the Clouds. El Guapo was the ring leader of a group of notorious and violent bandits, bent on raiding the innocent town of Santa Poco for their own benefit. Little did they know the people of Santa Poco could sew.
Robert Downey Jr.
Amigos is a typical guy’s buddy movie, we have to do something to get the ladies involved. Downey has the chops to play the sarcastic and self-centered bad guy, and the sex appeal to attract female moviegoers. Never would the name “El Guapo” (“The Handsome” in Spanish) be more appropriate.
Who would you cast? Thoughts welcome in the comment section below (after Blue Shadows, of course):
Also, see below for links to other League members’ desired reboots!
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