Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

14 Garbage Pail Kids We Totally Didn’t Understand as Kids

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While the art and theme of Garbage Pail Kids were clearly geared toward children, the specific message of some GPKs was simply over our heads.

5 Things You Should Never Say to an Adult Toy Collector

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Seriously, don’t even start.

7 Shows You Can Binge Watch While Recovering from Sunburn Itch

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VH1 ran a 19-day long Saturday Night Live marathon, but if 2 days of television is more your speed, each of these fantastic television programs can be binge watched from start to finish in under 15 hours.

The 10 Least Necessary Times Prince Adam Turned into He-Man

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Whatever trouble came Prince Adam’s way, we knew every episode he’d pull out that Power Sword, utter those awkward-in-retrospect words, and turn into He-Man.

The 9 Cartoon Intros from the 80s We’re Most Thankful For (and Why)

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The 80s were the best decade to grow up in. We celebrate their bounty by looking back at yet another treasure that made the decade great: the cartoon opening themes.

The 10 Most Ill-Prepared G.I. Joe Characters

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Inspired by this 1987 G.I. Joe art, it occurred to me just how many G.I. Joe and Cobra characters were woefully ill-prepared for the rigors of battle.

Christmas Songs Over-Analyzed: Wham! “Last Christmas”

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It’s that time again. The holiday season is upon us, and it’s time for me to over-analyze another song. So it’s two times then. Holiday and song time. Nevermind.

Ten 80s Cartoon Characters Who Are Impossible to Christmas Shop For

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Some 80s cartoon characters are easy to shop for at Christmas time. Skeletor? A reservation for one at Castle Grayskull’s throne room. Others, not so much.

Power-Ranking the Characters of Bob Rivers’ “The Twelve Pains of Christmas”

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On the eve of their 30th anniversary, a definitive power ranking of the characters in The Twelve Pains of Christmas.