Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

14 Garbage Pail Kids We Totally Didn’t Understand as Kids

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While the art and theme of Garbage Pail Kids were clearly geared toward children, the specific message of some GPKs was simply over our heads.

The 10 Least Necessary Times Prince Adam Turned into He-Man

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Whatever trouble came Prince Adam’s way, we knew every episode he’d pull out that Power Sword, utter those awkward-in-retrospect words, and turn into He-Man.

10 Classic G.I. Joe Character Designs that Will Never Make it Into a Live-Action Film

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When 80s cartoon and toy properties are rebooted as live-action feature films today, there are certain visual designs that will never make the conversion to the big screen (call it the Nolan Bat-verse effect).

The 7 Most Unnecessarily Jacked 80s Cartoon Villains

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Some 80s cartoon villains like Shredder got into weekly physical altercations with their enemies. Some others had absolutely no business being in such peak physical shape.

5 Things You Should Never Say to an Adult Toy Collector

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Seriously, don’t even start.

Download and Print Your ‘Jelly of the Month Club’ Certificate Here

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Download and print the Jelly of the Month Club certificate here, and you can be everyone’s Frank Shirley this year!

Ten 80s Cartoon Characters Who Are Impossible to Christmas Shop For

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Some 80s cartoon characters are easy to shop for at Christmas time. Skeletor? A reservation for one at Castle Grayskull’s throne room. Others, not so much.

10 Things to Think About the Next Time You Watch National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

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Thanksgiving has come and gone (at last) and we are now free to shamelessly celebrate the greatest time of year once again.

Power-Ranking the Characters of Bob Rivers’ “The Twelve Pains of Christmas”

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On the eve of their 30th anniversary, a definitive power ranking of the characters in The Twelve Pains of Christmas.