Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

14 Garbage Pail Kids We Totally Didn’t Understand as Kids

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While the art and theme of Garbage Pail Kids were clearly geared toward children, the specific message of some GPKs was simply over our heads.

This Sci-Fi Time Travel Movie Predicted the Selfie Stick Back in 1969

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Turns out the Czechs gave us the selfie stick in 1969.

20 Things You Forgot You Had as a Kid

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How many of these things did you (or someone you know) have?

5 Things You Should Never Say to an Adult Toy Collector

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Seriously, don’t even start.

7 Shows You Can Binge Watch While Recovering from Sunburn Itch

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VH1 ran a 19-day long Saturday Night Live marathon, but if 2 days of television is more your speed, each of these fantastic television programs can be binge watched from start to finish in under 15 hours.

The 10 Least Necessary Times Prince Adam Turned into He-Man

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Whatever trouble came Prince Adam’s way, we knew every episode he’d pull out that Power Sword, utter those awkward-in-retrospect words, and turn into He-Man.

The 9 Cartoon Intros from the 80s We’re Most Thankful For (and Why)

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The 80s were the best decade to grow up in. We celebrate their bounty by looking back at yet another treasure that made the decade great: the cartoon opening themes.

The 10 Most Ill-Prepared G.I. Joe Characters

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Inspired by this 1987 G.I. Joe art, it occurred to me just how many G.I. Joe and Cobra characters were woefully ill-prepared for the rigors of battle.

Christmas Songs Over-Analyzed: Wham! “Last Christmas”

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It’s that time again. The holiday season is upon us, and it’s time for me to over-analyze another song. So it’s two times then. Holiday and song time. Nevermind.