Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

What the Number of Action Figures You Own Says About You

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Everyone has a number, whether it’s zero or hundreds. Now let’s look at what your number says about you.

The 50 Greatest G.I. Joe Characters of All Time

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We recently recruited 12 of the most respected G.I. Joe bloggers, podcasters & collectors and tasked them with individually ranking the greatest G.I. Joe characters of all time.

The 24 Least Insurable Characters in Television and Movies

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Whether due to extreme clumsiness, habitual carelessness, or a dangerous line of work, these are the 24 least insurable characters in movies and television.

The 10 Most Ill-Prepared G.I. Joe Characters

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Inspired by this 1987 G.I. Joe art, it occurred to me just how many G.I. Joe and Cobra characters were woefully ill-prepared for the rigors of battle.

14 Garbage Pail Kids We Totally Didn’t Understand as Kids

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While the art and theme of Garbage Pail Kids were clearly geared toward children, the specific message of some GPKs was simply over our heads.

12 Dads Who Probably Don’t Deserve a Father’s Day Card

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WE GET A DAY! Here are a few dads who get to celebrate Father’s Day, but they probably don’t deserve a card.

The 10 Least Necessary Times Prince Adam Turned into He-Man

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Whatever trouble came Prince Adam’s way, we knew every episode he’d pull out that Power Sword, utter those awkward-in-retrospect words, and turn into He-Man.

11 Funko Pop! Figures We REALLY Hope They Come Out With Soon

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It’s only a matter of time before they’ve Funko-fied everything you’ve ever loved (and we couldn’t be happier about it).

Cobra Commander’s Letter of Resignation

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After years of leading the most ruthless of terrorist organizations, Cobra Commander has finally given his two weeks notice.