It’s the gift that keeps on giving… the whole year. Or in this case, for a few seconds while they lightly chuckle.
It’s the Jelly of the Month Club certificate! Perfect for your office Christmas party, your childrens’ teachers, your mailman, or any other situation where the most you want to spend is a sheet of paper and some printer ink!
Download and print the Jelly of the Month Club certificate here, and you can be everyone’s cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit this year!
You know? I would, but Beyoncé had said she don’t think I’m is ready.
In lieu of a Christmas bonus for being an amazing HTA Pres and Coach of The Year Candidate.