[VOTE NOW] in the 2014 UnderScoopFire Winter BRO-lympics

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck on February 7, 2014

in Culture

Like I always say: Bros before Os.

If you plan on being one of the millions who tune in to the 2014 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies in Sochi today, enjoy. If, however, you were to join us for the Opening Ceremonies of the 2014 UnderScoopFire Winter BRO-lympics, you’d bear witness to a spectacle of man-pageantry that is simply too heroic and macho for the standard human eye and conscience to process.

In the interest of not overwhelming your senses, we’ll just skip right to the events. Vote for your favorite BRO in each poll, and when the BRO-lympics come to a close, we’ll reveal the gold, silver and bronze winners in each “event”.

Don’t forget to share this link with your bros, and stay tuned during the Winter Olympics for more BRO-lympic competitions to vote on.

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William Bruce West February 7, 2014 at 11:34 am

Great idea, Howie! This made me question so many thing about myself.

HowardTheDeck February 7, 2014 at 12:40 pm

hah, thanks Will! I hope to have another round of competitions out next week.

Cody Mix February 7, 2014 at 11:36 am

A Texas Tornado Steel Cage match?! That changes everything!

HowardTheDeck February 7, 2014 at 12:40 pm

Makin’ you THINK Cody!

Cody Mix February 7, 2014 at 1:07 pm

Excellent post BTW. Really quite fun.

HowardTheDeck February 7, 2014 at 4:27 pm

thanks! Keep an eye out for more BROlympics competitions as the Olympics roll on

Jason G February 7, 2014 at 2:07 pm

I wouldn’t leave my mom, aunt, grandmother, niece, or my mother in law’s second cousin twice removed with Dan Fielding.

HowardTheDeck February 7, 2014 at 4:27 pm

undoubtedly a smart play. Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be Fieldings!

Dex February 7, 2014 at 4:34 pm

The aforementioned second round had better have Schmidt in there somewhere…and Nick!

Marzo Kalif February 8, 2014 at 1:41 pm

You have no idea how bad I want a Dan Fielding figure (w/ Sherlock pipe) to mack on all my Princess of Power and Jem chicks.

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