This is one of those “I can’t believe I hadn’t seen this by now” things, but I have kids, and a job, and a back ache, and Trivia Crack games to win, and an iPhone that’s not going to check itself every five minutes, and a bunch of other stuff that takes up too much of my time. I know you also have all of those things, so I’m sharing this in case you missed it too.
P.S. I actually gave up Trivia Crack, so don’t be offended if I haven’t accepted your latest challenge. I grew tired of besting you rubes.
The folks at Bad Lip Reading are really good at being really bad at reading lips, and the result is inarguable hilarity. This video plays like one of those Mad Libs where you peek at the context when you’re filling it out so that the verbs and nouns you insert have maximum effect.
If you’re not laughing by the end of the first “scene” (the :30 mark), then you get no birthday. You won’t even get to touch the blind kid. Just watch it, we promise not to slip a little roach into your slender man undies:
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