The 50 Funniest Women of All Time (#30 – 21)
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30. Cloris Leachman
Highest individual rank: #5 (Will West)
“I make fun wherever I go… If I go to a restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it. I always have a great deal of fun being with people. It’s part of the journey.”
29. Margaret Cho
Highest individual rank: #25 (Howie Decker)
“The last guy I went out with, he was just so — I don’t know — hopeless. He said if I broke up with him that he would kill himself. And I broke up with him, but he’s not dead yet. I want to call him up and be like, ‘You know, what’s the deal? I thought we had an agreement.”
28. Catherine Tate
Highest individual rank: #4 (Sarah Beattie)
“Am I bovvered?”
27. Vicki Lawrence
Highest individual rank: #15 (eclectik)
“I think somebody blew your pilot light out. There’s more. You know what? You got splinters in the windmill of your mind. You’re playin’ hockey with a warped puck! I think you done sprung a leak in your dingey.”
26. Kathy Griffin
Highest individual rank: #18 (eclectik)
“Can you believe this shit? Hell has frozen over. Now, a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn’t help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesar Millan would be up here with that damn dog. So all I can say is- suck it, Jesus! This award is my god now!”
25. Kristen Schaal
Highest individual rank: #12 (Jaime Hood)
“This is very ambitious, but I don’t care. I’m just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.”
24. Wendy Liebman
Highest individual rank: #9 (Will West)
“A lot of people in my neighborhood were rich, but I don’t come from money, I come from coupons.”
23. Phyllis Diller
Highest individual rank: #18 (Chris Tanski)
“I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.”
22. Melissa McCarthy
Highest individual rank: #7 (Sarah Beattie)
“Awesome. WOO! Awesome! Hidden Valley Ranch! HVR! HVR! HVR!”
21. Molly Shannon
Highest individual rank: #14 (Howie Decker)
“I’m only asking Santa for one thing- a big box of glue traps to help me deal with my excessive rat problem.”
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