10 People Who Clearly Don’t Care Today is the First Day of Summer

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

Friday June 21 is 2013’s edition of the Summer Solstice. As the temperature rises and the clothing layers drop, it seems like most everyone is happy to welcome back summer.

Well, maybe not everyone. Some people are bound and determined to have their “summertime” fun no matter what time of year it is. Here are 10 people who clearly don’t care that today is the first day of summer:


“I was laying in the hammock, but it got too hot.”


“Simon says… take off your shirt and follow me!”


“I don’t always hang out in a box of ice…”


“Cool bathrobe!”  “Thanks, cool towel!”  “Terrycloth sisters! High five!!”


If the bridesmaids’ faces were crayons, they’d all be the color “Seafoam FuckyouguysforgettingmarriedinJanuary”


WTF is going on here- is that wooden horse on fire? Is that a Superman cape? Is that Eli Manning?


“Headed out for a swim, honey!”  “Take as long as you like.”


“Oh, hey Ted.”


“Let’s play soccer in the snow! With a basketball! And Santa hats. Almost naked. And you- you wear a tutu. I’m captain because I have the rubber gloves.”


Doesn’t she know you never wear white after Labor Day?


Must be part of Abercrombie & Fitch’s new “Winter in Amityville” collection


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