If We Lived in the United States of YOU, Who Would Be On the $1, $5, $20 Bills?

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by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

in Three For All

Remember this Bill Murray five dollar bill from a couple years ago? It popped up again recently and it got me thinking –

If we lived in The United States of (Insert Your Name), who would be on the currency?

steve austin dollar

The typical UnderScoopFire Thursday Three-for-All asks the readers three separate questions. Today, we ask the same question three times. If you were in charge, who’s face would appear on the:

  • one dollar bill
  • five dollar bill
  • twenty dollar bill

Perhaps you’ll go with a theme ($1 Jack, $5 Janet, $20 Chrissy), or ditch paper money and go with coins (the Al Bundy-head nickel has a nice pocket jingle to it), or maybe you’ll scrap currency altogether in favor of a “catch-phrases-in-exchange-for-services” bartering system. Whatever you choose, leave your replies here in the comments, or in the conversation onĀ Twitter or Facebook. Happy minting!

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@eclectik December 17, 2015 at 8:31 pm

$1 Arsenio Hall … but not him, just that long ass index finger

$5 Voltron … 4 lions on the corners, black lion in the middle

$20 Turbo and Ozone from the movie breakin’ why? no clue.

Oooo can I do a 2 cent coin with Heads Bruce – Tails Caitlin?

I want Destro Dimes and Cobra Commanders Quarters


Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck December 17, 2015 at 11:40 pm

I want all of those things. You know, this almost seems like a good topic to discuss on a podcast! #synergy


@eclectik December 18, 2015 at 9:25 am

If only there were a podcast …


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