The 24 Least Insurable Characters in Television and Movies

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by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

in Lists, Television

Jack Bauer returns in 24: Live Another Day tonight on FOX.

May 2 was National Life Insurance Day.

These two thoroughly unrelated things got us thinking: who are the most uninsurable characters in television and movies past and present? Whether due to extreme clumsiness, habitual carelessness, or a dangerous line of work, these are the 24 (see what we did there?) least insurable characters in movies and television:

Clark Griswold | Vacation franchise


Steve Urkel | Family Matters

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Jack Bauer | 24

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Oliver Queen | Arrow

Lone Gunman

Brick Tamland | Anchorman

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Colt SeaversĀ | The Fall Guy

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Rose Nylund | The Golden Girls


Any superhero without powers and/or a protective suit/device

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Wile E. Coyote | Looney Tunes

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Every character in Clue

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Kenny | South Park

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Pete Campbell | Mad Men

pete cambell falling on stairs gif mad men

Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor | Home Improvement

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GOB and Buster Bluth | Arrested Development

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KITT | Knight Rider

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The White family | Breaking Bad

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Jack Tripper | Three’s Company

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Tony Soprano | The Sopranos


Chuck Bartowski | Chuck

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Alan Garner | The Hangover

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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Cody Mix May 5, 2014 at 2:43 pm

Haha I like that Pete Campbell made the list. Friggin Pete Campbell!


Stacey Rader May 5, 2014 at 4:33 pm

I could watch that GIF of Pete falling down the stairs all day.


Lamar the Revenger May 6, 2014 at 9:39 am

As a son of a former insurance agent, I approve


Eric D May 7, 2014 at 11:24 pm

Hmm no mention of Homer Simpson……..


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