100 Things You Already Forgot About 2015

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by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

in Lists

2015 was a banner year, right? Or was it? I can’t remember.

Here are 100 things about 2015 that we’ve already forgotten:

How that mid-season finale of your favorite show ended.

how does walking dead end

 

How cheap gas was.

That damn dress we argued over the color of.

How much we ALL idolize Paul Rudd.

paul rudd gif

 

What you got for your birthday.

The last time you had tacos. Go have tacos.

Who invited these kids over:

kids spilling gif

 

Who you sat next to at Thanksgiving dinner.

Who you stood next to while watching 4th of July fireworks.

Who won Miss Universe.

What Shia LeBeouf got in trouble for last.

That other big movie you saw this year.

chris pratt gif

 

All the pop songs that weren’t Hello.

How much time you wasted waiting in lines.

guy in line gif

 

That dream you had about a snowman and your dad hitchhiking in the forest.

That they had to move a whole Street.

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That person who suddenly and mysteriously stopped ‘liking’ all of your Facebook posts.

How big (or little) your tax refund was.

That dentist appointment you cancelled due to a “scheduling conflict” but never rescheduled.ryan reynolds just friends gif

 

The last time you had pretzels. Seriously, why don’t you buy pretzels more often? They’re way healthier than chips.

Who the last person you saw on Halloween night was (besides the person you woke up with on November 1).

Who won the Super Bowl.

How you got that headache.

headache gif

 

The last time you used a coupon for something. Everyone uses a coupon for something.

The last “extracurricular” work function you went to. Was it way back in the summer? Surely you’ve done something with work people since then, right?

Why we went apeshit over grapefruit beer and alcoholic root beer.

OOH wait I mean Why we went GRAPEshit over grapefruit beer! Stop groaning and smile.

How many times you got seriously pissed in traffic.

clark griswold middle finger gif

 

What your last New Year’s Resolution was.

The last celebrity you DVRed an episode of a late night talk show to see.

The last animal you played with besides your own pet.

That time you impressed some strangers.

impressive stunt gif

 

How many weddings you went to.

How many birthday parties you went to.

How many birthdays you forgot.

All of April.

How that night with Bill Cosby ended. 

cosby blurry

 

Whether you finished season 3 of House of Cards or not.

Who texted you first on your birthday.

The last time you talked to your mom. Seriously, you should call her.

How awesome Grantland was.

Which one of the Hotline Bling gifs was your favorite.

To eat your vegetables (dang- I keep forgettin’ too).

Who died first on Scream Queens.

Ariana-Grande-Scream-Queens

#neverforget

 

The last syndicated rerun you watched- was it Friends? Modern Family? It was Parks & Rec!

Everything on this list before the blurry Bill Cosby picture.

Why you even started the argument in the first place. (It was over what to eat for dinner)

The fact that Myanmar held its first free election since 1990. Current events, people!

Where you were when you saw the “leaked” test footage that got a movie made.

deadpool-test-footage

 

The big meteor shower you stayed up late for.

What shows you binge watched.

What shows you gave up on.

How often you wore shorts.

If it was the one on your left, or her left.

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her left.

 

The name of the horse that won all those races.

How many comic book movies came out this year.

How mad we were when Roman Reigns won the Royal Rumble.

How many things Tina and Amy did together (let’s count: hosting the Golden Globes, hosting SNL, Sisters) OKAY THREE.

The terrible Golden Globes joke Jeremy Renner made about J-Lo’s boobs.

jeremy renner jlo joke

 

That this website all but disappeared from April to November.

How much it sucks to move.

How satisfying this was to watch:

best gif ever

 

How bad your bracket looked after the first weekend of NCAA March Madness.

Why you went to the mall in the first place.

The theme song from the second season of True Detective. Still remember that first one though!

Verizon’s old logo. Yes, they changed their logo in 2015. You only pay attention to AT&T ads though:

at&t lily gif

 

That there was a Jem movie.

That a chicken ran a corporate Twitter account.

That crab we swore we spotted on Mars.

How much John Rambo enjoys playing with his cats:

rambo cat gif

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Sock of Fleagulls December 31, 2015 at 12:28 pm

101 – How much you miss posts like this on Under Scoop Fire.

Seriously, I’m trying that spinning railing trick.

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Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck December 31, 2015 at 12:40 pm

Hey, thanks for #101!!

If you try that railing thing, video is a must.

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Sock of Fleagulls December 31, 2015 at 3:55 pm

Now that I think if it with all the knee damage I’ve sustained from years of basketball, my leg might actually separate.

Might get more views on YouTube though!!!

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Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck December 31, 2015 at 7:10 pm

if you blow out your knee trying to swing over a Taco Bell line divider pole I guarantee it will go viral.

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@eclectik January 1, 2016 at 6:05 pm

No it’s not a hoverboard/it explodes comment?

Discontinued food that came back that should’ve stayed gone

All day McD breakfast and all day diarrhea

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Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck January 2, 2016 at 9:20 am

I forgot about the hoverboard! See, I already forgot it?

I hope Affluenza kid gets all day McDiarrhea

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Classick January 4, 2016 at 1:38 am

There was a Jem movie? I recall seeing commercials for a Cheetah Girls afterschool special type of deal featuring Molly Ringwald as someone’s mom… was that supposed to be it?

I do remember Bojack Horseman, Season 2. Counting the days until it comes back in 2016.

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Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck January 4, 2016 at 9:41 am

Bojack is good. Was Ringwald really Jem’s mom in the (urban legend) Jem movie? That’s like casting Kirk Cameron as Snake Eyes’ dad in GI Joe Retaliation

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