Here’s what we’re SCOOPin’ today:
The U.S. Government wants to make something very clear: Mermaids don’t exist.
The Doozers from Fraggle Rock are getting their own show! Maybe they’ll finally package and sell that construction material as a sugary snack like they should have 25 years ago. (via shezcrafti)
For a cool $17,400 you can take home Samsung’s new paper-thin 75 inch LCD TV.
Would you sit through a 23 hour long science exam? So many things about this story amaze me. Why wouldn’t the students get up and leave? For fear of failing? What if all 15 got up and left? Come on, kids. Do better.
As Mr. Serious puts it, this link is “full of scoops”. (via Pajiba)
Nick Offerman’s Proud List of the 25 Most American Things You Can Do Today. I only knocked out 4 of these yesterday. I feel so un-american. (scooped by Battle Armor Joe)
College Humor has this list of the 25 Greatest Ice Cream Flavors of All Time. Let the debate begin.
If you are or ever were a professional wrestling fan, this will be the best thing you read today. Make sure to click the video link in the last paragraph, I won’t ruin it for you, but it’s astounding. (The Mad Lies of Hulk Hogan)
Some people can’t take a joke. This gets a little heated at the end.
Someone Should Tell This Girl That This Can’t Be Done – great name for the video. (scooped by Battle Armor Joe)
Birthday Babe – Eva Green
Failed Attempts to Capitalize on the Popularity of the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile
The Jeep Grand Cherokee Funyuns Edition