[The Results Are In] UnderScoopFire Winter BRO-lympics Medal Ceremony

The 2014 UnderScoopFire Winter BRO-lympics have come to a close. As promised, it was a heroic and macho two week competition- click here for a recap of the events.

Thanks to all who voted and shared the link. Unfortunately, we do not have Pam Beesly-Halpert to present little yogurt lids as medals, but here are the results nonetheless:

Space-faring BRO you’d most like to cruise the galaxy for space tail with:

Han Solo 61% | Malcolm Reynolds 21% | James T. Kirk 16%

Current sitcom BRO you’d prefer as a roommate:

Leonard Hofstadter 34% | Jake Peralta 30% | Coach 22%

Comic Book BRO you’d want to have your back in a crossover event:

Batman 58% | Wolverine 33% | John Constantine 4%

Sitcom BRO you’d never leave your significant other alone with:

Barney Stinson 44% | Joey Tribbiani 28% | Dan Fielding 26%

Late night talk show BRO you’d want to give a super-hip eulogy at your funeral:

Jimmy Fallon 44% | Conan O’Brien 28% | Jimmy Kimmel 24%

BRO wrestler you’d choose as your tag team partner in life:

Daniel Bryan 43% | CM Punk 28% | John Cena 19%

BROmance you most wish you could wedge yourself into:

McKellen/Stewart | 38% Fallon/Timberlake 22% | Rudd/Segel 21%

Channel 4 News BRO you’d most want on your side in a vicious cock fight:

Sadly, there’s no medal ceremony after a vicious cockfight. No podium. Just violence and machismo, the essence of the BROlympics.

Champ Kind 34% | Brian Fantana 29% | Brick Tamland 21%

The UnderScoopFire Winter BROlympics have come to a close, see you in 2018!