The 2012 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony takes place this Friday in London, England.
Why wait for Friday when you can have all of the grandeur and majesty of the Olympiad here? It’s the 2012 Scoop Olympics!
OK- so there isn’t much majesty, and no grandeur to speak of, but it might be funny!
There was a bit of a mishap involving Tank and the Olympic Torch and the Polish flag, but after the officials got the blaze under control the games began!
Hey, at least this didn’t happen.
Join us as we award gold, silver & bronze medals in 10 pop culture “events”.
Events include:
Sychronized Scooping – pop culture’s best duets
Pole Vault – pop culture’s best strippers
Triple Jump – the best non-Star Wars trilogies of all time
200M Backstroke – pop culture’s biggest falls from grace
‘Pen’tathalon – pop culture’s best writers (pen, get it? hi-o!)
‘Jim’nastics – pop culture’s best “Jims”
Hammer Throw – pop culture’s most fun actors/characters to get drunk with
Fencing – pop culture’s best swordsmen
Shot Put – who in pop culture would you like to put one ‘shot’ in?
Women’s Breaststroke – you guessed it, pop culture’s best breasts
Scoop Olympic athletes include:
Three ways to play:
Listen / Download Episode XLIII on iTunes
Listen / Download Episode XLII on BuzzSprout
Take Episode XLIII TO GO with the Stitcher Radio app for smartphones
Or just listen here:
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#HerbieJerk #FreakyFriday #ParentTrap #bronzer
Who will take home Scoop Olympic gold?
Why are we so offended by Tank’s selection in the Breaststroke?
Where can I get one of these sweaters?
