Podcast #46 – NFL Mascots Fight to the Death

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck on August 13, 2012

in Podcast

The end of summer is approaching, and we all know what that means.

 

It’s the return of the NFL!

 

That said, you don’t have to be a fan of the NFL to enjoy this show. In fact, fans of the National Audubon Society would probably like this episode more than football fans.

If you’re looking for sophisticated team analysis and statistical break downs, you’re in the wrong place.

If you’re amused by the thought of a vicious panther going ten rounds with a bloodthirsty Kodiak bear, this is the show for you.

We preview the 2012 NFL season by examining what would happen if the team mascots were real, and were locked into battle with one another – so, think: an actual herd of Buffalo vs. 11 rifle-toting Colonial loyalists.

All 32 NFL team mascots are entered into a gladiator-style fight to the death tournament, and we determine who would come out victorious (in a hilarious discussion)!

 

In this episode:

  • A lusty southern woman interjects her opinion repeatedly
  • What happens if you headbutt your wife
  • The debut of ‘Pumped or Pissed’ – a new segment
  • The Bad Joke of the Week is really, really bad
  • Tweet of the Week from @DannyZuker

 

3 ways to listen:

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Oh, and happy birthday to Wife Pretty Hall of Famer Mila Kunis!

 

 

Armando August 15, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Loved the new episode. I’m really pissed the Dolphins didn’t go farther…if it was set in the ocean the fins would’ve crushed everyone…but dolphins can’t walk, run hold weapons or anything on land. What a useless animal.

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