9 Signs You Might Need to Take a Break from Netflix Instant Streaming

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by Howard Decker @HowardTheDeck on August 2, 2013

in Lists, television

Netflix Instant is fantastic, there are some great movies on there. TV shows too! Never has entertainment been so easy to access anytime on any device.

You have to be careful though-too much Netflix is not a good thing. For every Orange is the New Black or House of Cards there’s a stinker lying in wait, ready to seduce you with an eye-catching title or poster. Don’t be fooled. You can waste valuable hours of your life on Netflix Instant Streaming.

Here are 9 signs you might need to pump the brakes on your Netflix Instant consumption:

 

Because You Watched

honey 2

Honey, no.

 

Because You Watched

home run showdown

Shouldn’t there have been a clause in Dean Cain’s Lois & Clark contract that said no one who plays Superman can at any point sully the image of the Man of Steel by doing things like this? And don’t go anywhere Lillard- you’re not off the hook here. Dude, you were so good in Scream. WTF?

 

You Might Like: Age of Dinosaurs

age of dinosaurs

EVEN THOUGH it stars Treat Williams, if you’re dyin’ for dinos just pop in Jurassic Park. ANY of them. Even III.

 

You Might Like

animal odd couples

Why? Why might you like this? You must’ve done something. What did you do?

 

Recently Watched

daniel tiger

You don’t have kids.

 

Recently Watched

power rangers stuck on christmas

It’s August.

 

Because You Watched

air bud spikes back

Just say it out loud: Air Bud Spikes Back.

 

Because of What You Did Last Night

the pill

Whoa, Netflix! Takin’ liberties with the Patriot Act there, huh?

 

Because You Watched

LOL-poster_opt

Just turn it off, and set down the remote. You’ve done enough.

 

  • http://aeiouwhy.blogspot.com/ Dex (@Dex1138)

    Sign 10: You’re reading a list of 9 Signs You Might Need to Take a Break from Netflix Instant Streaming to see if you’ve actually watched anything on the list.

    • Howard Decker

      Nice. Hah good call. So have you?

      • http://aeiouwhy.blogspot.com/ Dex (@Dex1138)

        Don’t have it actually. We watch so many shows that we spend the summer watching the stuff we didn’t have time to watch when it aired.

  • http://twitter.com/SharePointJoe SharePointJoe

    Age of Dinosaurs is so awesome.

    • Howard Decker

      I knew you’d pipe up – #TeamTreat

  • Lamar the Revenger

    I’ve watched Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood after my son left to go to the sitter’s. The TV was left on for background noise. I kept thinking, I bet Ol’ Fred is happy that the Land Of Make Believe is still alive & well..

    • Howard Decker

      Nice. My wife and I used to sit and watch Yo Gabba Gabba with no kids around.

      • Dex (@dex1138)

        I’ve been meaning to check that out now that I know the guys behind the Aquabats Supershow do it.

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