• http://www.shezcrafti.com ShezCrafti

    Well this blows my theory out of the water–about how there was a 5th Turtle who wore a rainbow-striped mask, but he was gay and died of AIDS, so the other Turtles each wear one of the colors from his mask to honor him. His name was Fabriano, by the way.

    • http://underscoopfire.com Howie Decker

      this may blow that theory out of the water, but has not been established as fact. Fabriano has just as good a chance of being real as does Don’s “Walter Bishop-esque” LSD addiction and Mike’s monk past.

      • http://www.shezcrafti.com ShezCrafti

        That would explain why Mikey’s so zen. Shit, the more I think about this post, the more sense it makes.

        • http://underscoopfire.com Howie Decker

          I gotta confess, when Aaron sent this in I loved it but the first thing I thought was “I hope ShezCrafti doesn’t hate this”. Not that I thought you would, but I know that us posting anything TMNT is going to draw you in like if you posted something about Three Amigos or RISK (my favorite board game, hands down).

  • http://coldslitherpodcast.com Classick

    MIND… BLOWN!!!

    This is a hilarious misinterpretation and I applaud such fantastic writing.

    LEONARDO LEADS!!!

    • http://underscoopfire.com Howie Decker

      high praise! I will pass it on to the author- OR you can do it in person (on Twitter) @aaronnemo

  • http://underscoopfire.com Howie Decker

    haha sweet post I love stuff like this

  • http://aeiouwhy.blogspot.com Dex (@Dex1138)

    Don’t leave us hanging on what sexual favors the other colors earn!

    • http://www.shezcrafti.com ShezCrafti

      I need to know this too. For a term paper I’m writing…

      • http://underscoopfire.com Howie Decker

        obviously.

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