Last week, we offered a Zag Toys prize pack to the funniest and most original caption for this G.I. Joe image:
Thank you to everyone who entered and shared the contest!
The image obviously didn’t lend itself to “originality” as it seems almost all of us thought the same thing – dick joke. Nevertheless, we had a lot of great entries.
Here were some of the runners-up:
Bubba Shelby: You’ve got a date with Gung Ho? I saw him in the showers…it’s more like “Hung? No!” Just sayin.
Kap El: You see, I take those rabbit pellets, and grind’em up real good. I am mean, real good, lady. Then, get this, then I take the powder, and sprinkle it in Tunnel Rat’s coffee. He don’t know, lady. That’s the Joke. He drinks poop. I put poop in his coffee.
Sean D: This is why Flint gets all the hot chicks, I’m only this big!
Nathan: Ha! I’ve heard about Snake-Eyes’ problem. Forget that zero and get with a real hero.
Hashtag Steve T: Just a liiiittle deeper in my butt hole next time, Scarlett.
Brian M: Scarlett, can you help me find my contact? Gung Ho just #dickslammed me right in the eye.
Chad L: MY version of ‘The Shocker’ uses my thumb and forefinger… I don’t even NEED the other three…
Kevin H: When I said Falcon was my half brother I meant he’s half the size I am.
and the winner is…
Dianna: [Insert lame and predictable small penis joke here.]
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Thanks again to everyone who entered- stay tuned for another contest/giveaway soon!