G.I. Joe Caption Contest Winner

by Howie Decker @HowardTheDeck

in G.I. Joe

Yo Joe!

Last week, we offered a Zag Toys prize pack to the funniest and most original caption for this G.I. Joe image:



Thank you to everyone who entered and shared the contest!

The image obviously didn’t lend itself to “originality” as it seems almost all of us thought the same thing – dick joke. Nevertheless, we had a lot of great entries.

Here were some of the runners-up:


Bubba Shelby: You’ve got a date with Gung Ho? I saw him in the showers…it’s more like “Hung? No!” Just sayin.

Kap El: You see, I take those rabbit pellets, and grind’em up real good. I am mean, real good, lady. Then, get this, then I take the powder, and sprinkle it in Tunnel Rat’s coffee. He don’t know, lady. That’s the Joke. He drinks poop. I put poop in his coffee.

Sean D: This is why Flint gets all the hot chicks, I’m only this big!

Nathan: Ha! I’ve heard about Snake-Eyes’ problem. Forget that zero and get with a real hero.

Hashtag Steve T: Just a liiiittle deeper in my butt hole next time, Scarlett.

Brian M: Scarlett, can you help me find my contact? Gung Ho just #dickslammed me right in the eye.

Chad L: MY version of ‘The Shocker’ uses my thumb and forefinger… I don’t even NEED the other three…

Kevin H: When I said Falcon was my half brother I meant he’s half the size I am.


and the winner is…

Dianna: [Insert lame and predictable small penis joke here.]


Dianna- We don’t have your contact info! Email your shipping address to howard@underscoopfire.com or hit the CONTACT US button on the top left of this site.

Thanks again to everyone who entered- stay tuned for another contest/giveaway soon!




{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

handsybroad December 8, 2012 at 9:39 am

Winning entry submitted.


Nathan December 9, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Ha! I’ve heard about Snake-Eyes’ problem. Forget that zero and get with a real hero.


Kap El December 13, 2012 at 1:41 am



Howie Decker December 13, 2012 at 7:28 am

I do admit, I really liked yours. Definitely runner-up. The only non-dick joke. If Dianna doesn’t get back to me the prize is yours.


Kap El December 15, 2012 at 4:29 am



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