12 Dads Who Probably Don’t Deserve a Father’s Day Card

Being a dad means giving up most of your free time, allocating less of your budget to the things you want, and dedicating the bulk of your adult life to serving your children. BUT WE GET A DAY!

Here are a few dads who get to celebrate Father’s Day, but they probably don’t deserve a card.

 

I don’t have to be faster than the bear, just faster than my son.

 

Um, she said she wanted to be “the Little Mermaid”.

mermaid dad

 

Part of me thinks this guy is 100% brilliant. Probably too much of me.

dad towing baby

 

Bonding.

dad and son with guns

 

“Well get outta my toilet, then!”

dad peeing on kid

 

Next year he can be the 100s

dad son marlboro jack

 

Quick! Cover the side of her head that’s away from the flying piece of lumber! Oh, nevermind that other man’s face stopped it. Phew.

baseball game dad fail

 

Crushin’ it.

dad toddler beer

 

Most great decisions start with an infant and a predatory carnivore.

baby with snake

 

Mein First Nazi T-Shirt

nazi dad

 

Not sure if this is Hordak’s real son, but he does have the ears.

hordak with boy

 

Sorry, Hulkster.

hulk and brooke hogan

 

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