Celebrating 12/12/12 – with 12 Lists of 12!

Two things you must know about these 12 lists:

 

1. Each list will contain 12 items, in no particular order.

2. There will be limited links & images, because we got a late start on this (the 50 Greatest G.I. Joes was a huge undertaking, people!). Corey, Joe, Howie & Tank ┬áliterally cranked these lists out in minutes, Lightning Round-style. There’s sure to be some omissions. Please leave comments.

 

Go!

 

12 Stores We Wish Were Still Open

  1. Gold Circle
  2. Bargain Harolds
  3. Woolworth
  4. Service Merchandise
  5. Lechmere
  6. Ames
  7. Chess King
  8. Hills
  9. Record Town
  10. Media Play
  11. Kiddie City
  12. Fays Drugs

 

The 12 Best Items MacGyver Used to Solve Problems

  1. paper clip
  2. string
  3. matches
  4. smashed binoculars
  5. a stick
  6. chocolate
  7. a fire hose
  8. cold medicine
  9. water
  10. stick of gum
  11. a cord
  12. a rock
*All of these items were used in just the pilot episode. Seriously.

 

The 12 Most Disappointing Movies

  1. Superman Returns
  2. Spider-Man 3
  3. Green Lantern
  4. Batman & Robin
  5. The Godfather Part III
  6. Godzilla (1998)
  7. The Terminal
  8. Catwoman
  9. Speed 2
  10. Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
  11. Ghostbusters 2
  12. The Tourist

 

The Next 12 People Most Likely to Date Taylor Swift

  1. Fred Savage and/or Jason Hervey
  2. Tim Tebow’s party-time younger brother, Jim Tebow
  3. Little Miss Muffet
  4. Lloyd Dobler
  5. Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
  6. Rowlf
  7. Stan Van Gundy
  8. Meister Shake
  9. a pterodactyl
  10. Harry Osborne
  11. Karl Rove
  12. V.I.C.I. from Small Wonder

 

The Top 12 Things Clark Griswold calls Mr. Shirley

  1. cheap
  2. lying
  3. no good
  4. rotten
  5. four-flushing
  6. low life
  7. snake-licking
  8. dirt-eating
  9. inbred
  10. overstuffed
  11. ignorant
  12. blood-sucking
  13. dog-kissing
  14. brainless
  15. dickless
  16. hopeless
  17. heartless
  18. fat ass
  19. bug eyed
  20. stiff legged
  21. spotty-lipped
  22. worm-headed
  23. sack of monkey shit
*Sorry – there was no way we could keep that to 12

 

The 12 Best Things to Eat While Watching a Movie

  1. popcorn
  2. Taco Bell (thanks, Mr. Serious)
  3. nachos
  4. Peanut M&Ms
  5. Junior Mints
  6. chips n’ dip
  7. Sno Caps
  8. Cherry Icee
  9. Sour Patch Kids
  10. Raisinets
  11. smuggled meal of food
  12. soft pretzel

 

The 12 Best #12s

  1. Tom Brady
  2. Joe Namath
  3. John Stockton
  4. Terry Bradshaw
  5. Dwight Howard
  6. Roger Staubach
  7. Jim Kelly
  8. Jarome Iginla
  9. Roberto Alomar
  10. Yvan Cournoyer
  11. Bob Griese
  12. Jose Mendez (first photographic evidence of the use of uniform #s in baseball)

 

The 12 Best Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies

  1. The Terminator
  2. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
  3. True Lies
  4. Conan the Barbarian
  5. Predator
  6. Total Recall
  7. Twins
  8. Running Man
  9. Commando
  10. Kindergarten Cop
  11. Red Heat
  12. Eraser

 

The 12 Best Masked Characters in Pop Culture

  1. Darth Vader
  2. Jason Voorhees
  3. Zorro
  4. V
  5. Dread Pirate Roberts
  6. Michael Myers
  7. Snake Eyes
  8. Mil Mascaras
  9. The Lone Ranger
  10. Phantom of the Opera
  11. Shredder
  12. Stanley Ipkiss

 

The 12 Best Sports Dynasties

  1. 1990s Chicago Bulls
  2. 1980s L.A. Lakers
  3. 1990s Mike Tyson
  4. 1960s-70s Boston Celtics
  5. 1970s Pittsburgh Steelers
  6. 2000s Tiger Woods
  7. 1980s Edmonton Oilers
  8. 1990s Pete Sampras
  9. 1920s/1940s New York Yankees
  10. John Wooden’s UCLA Bruins
  11. 2000s UCONN Women’s Basketball

 

The 12 Sexiest TV Stars of the 80s

  1. Bruce Willis
  2. Alyssa Milano
  3. Lynda Carter
  4. Tom Selleck
  5. Robin Givens
  6. Suzanne Sommers
  7. Lisa Bonet
  8. Smurfette
  9. Tony Danza
  10. Heather Locklear
  11. David Hasselhoff
  12. Donna Dixon

 

The Top 12 Months of the Year

  1. January
  2. February
  3. March
  4. April
  5. May
  6. June
  7. July
  8. August
  9. September
  10. October
  11. November
  12. December
*OK, so we ran out of steam at the end. 11 lists of 12 is still impressive, come on!

 

 

Top image via concept-w.com

 

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