Masters of the Universe

Memorygasm – “He-Man Smells Trouble”

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The “trouble” He-Man is smelling in this 1985 Golden Book is a skunk-man who smells so pervasively of ass that he has to wear a special mask to filter out his own wretched stench. His name pretty much sums up how I feel about the entire MOTU franchise: Stinkor. Animals flee before him! Birds fall choking from […]

Are Masters of the Universe LEGO sets closer to reality than you think?

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When @PodcastEDP tweeted the image below earlier this week, I knew a simple retweet wouldn’t do it justice. There’s way too much to be said about this bastion of beauty. Before you slam me, I realize these are not real LEGO products. Read on for my explanation of the headline. [click to enlarge] What you […]

The 1983 JCPenney “Adventures in Toyland” Catalog is Unintentionally Hilarious

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We used to dog-ear the pages, circle our most wanted items, and transcribe the catalog contents onto our hand-written lists that were postmarked “North Pole”. Thanks to the fine folks at Plaid Stallions we have the pages you see below from the 1983 JC Penney Adventures in Toyland Catalog. If you’re a child of the 80s or […]