Happy Holidays from UnderScoopFire!

Christmas Songs Over-Analyzed: Wham! “Last Christmas”

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It’s that time again. The holiday season is upon us, and it’s time for me to over-analyze another song. So it’s two times then. Holiday and song time. Nevermind.

Ten 80s Cartoon Characters Who Are Impossible to Christmas Shop For

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Some 80s cartoon characters are easy to shop for at Christmas time. Skeletor? A reservation for one at Castle Grayskull’s throne room. Others, not so much.

Power-Ranking the Characters of Bob Rivers’ “The Twelve Pains of Christmas”

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On the eve of their 30th anniversary, a definitive power ranking of the characters in The Twelve Pains of Christmas.

Download and Print Your ‘Jelly of the Month Club’ Certificate Here

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Download and print the Jelly of the Month Club certificate here, and you can be everyone’s Frank Shirley this year!

10 Things to Think About the Next Time You Watch National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

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Thanksgiving has come and gone (at last) and we are now free to shamelessly celebrate the greatest time of year once again.

17 Things You Might Not Know About the WPIX ‘Yule Log’

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I decided to go a little deeper this year on Yule Log yore. Here are 17 things you might not know about the WPIX Yule Log (and some imitators).

Instant Classics: The 10 Best Christmas Songs of Our Generation

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There are few “modern marvels” when it comes to Christmas songs, but our generation can lay claim to SOME original classics.

Christmas Songs Over-Analyzed: The Twelve Days of Christmas

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There are very few things I do well in this world. Over-Analyzing the lyrics of classic Christmas songs is not one of them, but I try.

Unbreakable: 6 Dreadful Injures Clark Griswold Should Have Suffered In ‘Christmas Vacation’

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I count at least six instances where Clark would’ve required some medical attention or even an ambulance trip to the ER.