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UnderScoopFire 2012 Christmas in Review

December 23, 2012 Christmas

If you’re bored and reading blogs for the holidays, here- let us make it worse! Merry Christmas! I’ve collected all of the holiday-related hijinks from our site and put it in one handy place. Leave a comment in our stocking (that means ‘the comment section’) and let us know what your favorite USF holiday [...]

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Happy Holidays from UnderScoopFire!

December 21, 2012 Christmas

Courtesy of artist Darren Alejos – Batman, Lion-O, Snake Eyes, He-Man & Deadpool are here on behalf of UnderScoopFire to wish you a happy holiday, and thank you for your continued support! Follow Darren on Twitter @violintide and get great art like this on his Etsy site! Som examples of Darren’s art, on sale now: [...]

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UnderScoopFire Action Figure Nativity Scene

December 18, 2012 Christmas

I have to thank ShezCrafti for posting about the Dork Horde’s Action Figure Nativity Contest yesterday. By the way, her Baby Jesus Kraang scene is excellent. Even though the deadline had passed, head Hordesman Reis O’Brien was gracious enough to let me submit a late entry. I raced home, created a manger with cardboard and [...]

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Mr. Serious Presents: 8 Christmas Songs That Put Me in the Holiday Spirit (Seriously)

December 14, 2012 Christmas

It’s been said that the Christmas season officially kicks off on Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, with the big early bird sales and local radio stations changing their format to holiday music 24/7. Over the last few years, retailers have started their sales early, and radio stations have forgone the unwritten rule that “The [...]

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Mr. Serious Presents: The Ten Holiday Movies You Should Watch Every Year

December 8, 2012 Christmas

The editor of UnderScoopFire asked me to put together a list of the Ten Best Christmas Movies for children of the 80s. I realized right away that all “Best Of” lists are controversial. You either rank something too high, too low, or leave obvious ones off the list all together. Instead of ranking these movies [...]

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10 Things You Might Not Know about National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

December 7, 2012 Christmas

The pop culture blogging community just wouldn’t be the same if the top 10 lists were any less hooter than they- hotter than they are. Yes, it’s that time again. Thanksgiving has come and gone (at last) and we are now free to shamelessly celebrate the greatest time of year once again. Among the many [...]

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Over-Analyzing Wham!’s “Last Christmas”

November 29, 2012 Christmas

It’s that time again. The holiday season is upon us, and it’s time for me to over-analyze another song. So it’s two times then. Holiday and song time. Nevermind. If you’re unfamiliar with my history of detailed, unnecessary analysis of song lyrics- check out my breakdown of Psy’s Gangnam Style and DJ Jazzy Jeff [...]

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UnderScoopFIRE Podcast #14 – National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

December 25, 2011 Christmas

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full! – an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer In National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) gets his wish for a big family Christmas. When his wife Ellen (Beverly D’Angelo) worries that it might not be quite as perfect as he imagines, he says, [...]

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National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Parody Song – “These are a Few of My Favorite Things”

December 25, 2011 Christmas

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation -The Christmas Song (Sung to the tune of “My Favorite Things”) Rednecks in pickups, and carols are sung “Dad, did you bring a saw?” and Audrey’s frozen tongue. “Clark, we’re stuck under a truck.” it’s okay Ellen, just be sure to duck. Wally World moose mugs full of eggnog, puking under [...]

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Merry Christmas and May All Your Dreams Come True!

December 25, 2011 Christmas

Merry Christmas from all of us at UnderScoopFire! We hope you plan to eat a ton, drink (in moderation of course), and spend time with your loved ones. Most of all, we hope you have as much fun as these kids did on Christmas 1985. {USS Flagg-style!} Thanks for a great 2011 – looking forward [...]

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Take our 3 Pack of Christmas Podcasts on your Holiday Travels!

December 23, 2011 Christmas

Traveling for the holidays? Whether you are driving, flying, taking the train, or saddling up on the ol’ Tauntaun; we have got your festive listening needs covered! Just running some last minute errands and Christmas shopping? Pop us on in the car for some much needed light-hearted fun. The folks at UnderScoopFire have recorded three [...]

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UnderScoopFIRE Podcast #16 – A Christmas Story

December 22, 2011 Christmas

In this weeks festive episode, the UnderScoopFire roundtable welcomes Jason Gross, creator of Rediscoverthe80s.com and Dan Fogarty from Fogsmoviereviews.com to discuss the 1983 holiday classic, “A Christmas Story.” We discuss our favorite quotes/scenes, if the movie has stood the test of time, our thoughts on TBS running it for 24 straight hours, and our own [...]

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UnderScoopFIRE Podcast #15 – The 1983 JCPenney Catalog

December 22, 2011 Christmas

Thanks to the fine folks at Plaid Stallions we have the page you see below from the toy section of the 1983 JC Penney catalog. If you are anywhere close in age to me, the JC Penney catalog was one of the most highly anticipated and visually gratifying annual publications to grace your parents’ coffee table on a yearly [...]

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The 5 Worst Christmas Songs of All Time

December 4, 2011 Christmas

It always happens about this time of year…. it starts with the hustle and bustle of last minute shopping. We can never remember to get that office party gift earlier than the night before, can we? So we head out into the cold night, jump in our car, and crank up the Christmas music [...]

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