12 of Zack Morris’ Ex-Girlfriends That Would Make a Better Wonder Woman than Gal Gadot

Let me clear this up right away: I’m kidding. I have faith in Zack Snyder and his casting directors, and I’m sure Gal will make a positively darling Wonder Woman. But I had to make a point.

Nerd movie casting news has become the tree in the internet schoolyard where everyone meets to fight at 4:15. No bit of superhero or sci-fi casting news comes without its share of social media outcry and geek-bitching nowadays, and EVERYONE is a casting director. I’ll admit, I like to fantasy cast as much as the next guy, but check my track record- when news breaks of actual castings, I rarely moan. I’m of the ‘wait and see the actual performance before casting judgement’ camp, something foreign to many fans.

As Black Friday and Twitter fights have proven, the only valid response to ridiculous is more ridiculous, so here goes- 12 of Zack Morris’ conquests (yes, they were conquests, he was the Dan Fielding of the California academic system) that would make a better Wonder Woman than Gal Gadot:

*The realization I came to when combing through the archives of Zack Morris’ companions was that Zack considered NO woman off limits. Among his flings he counts Screech’s cousin, Slater’s ex from Germany, Slater’s sister (come on AC, lock that down), his boss’ daughter, and almost every female in the main cast of every SBTB era.

Andrea Larson (Rena Sofer)

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Ginger Baldwin (Bridgette Wilson)

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Karen (Good Morning Miss Bliss) (Carla Gugino)

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Jessie Spano (Elizabeth Berkley)

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Kelly Kapowski (Tiffani Thiessen)

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Stacey Carosi (Leah Remini)

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Kristy Barnes (the girl from the wrestling team) (Krystee Clark)

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Danielle (Julie St. Claire)

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Rhonda Robistelli (Kirsten Kemp Becker) (host of TLC’s Property Ladder)

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Penny Belding (Jodi Peterson)

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Tori Scott (Leanna Creel) (new Wonder Woman superpower: Twin Magic!)

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Melissa from Teen Line (Jennifer Blanc, who once wore this in public) (NSFW-ish)

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Lisa Turtle (Lark Voorhies) (diversity, DC!)

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source: Saved By The Bell wikia (provided by our resident SBTB buff William B West)

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